siikman313
United States
Today, my mom put me in an anger management class because I said "crap." FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
breakfast tea
Central District, Hong Kong
Today, I was escorted out of the building for getting in a scuffle at my anger management class. FML
religiunatic
Keswick, Canada
You OK hon?
Today, my normally very modest and prissy mom came home, pissed off about something. I asked her what was wrong, but she wouldn't say, and snapped at me to "fuck off." She then grounded me for "making" her use that kind of "vile language." FML
Anonymous
Isn't it ironic, don't you think?
Today, my mom complained that I was being too loud, and she smacked my head really hard. All while screaming at me. FML
hiheyaiden
Central District, Hong Kong
Not your day, is it?
Today, my mom kept swearing and punished me while I was in an online lesson. I almost got punished by the teacher as well. FML
Red Toad
Litchfield Park, United States
Holiday assumptions
Today, I said a few words to my mom that happened to be similar to something offensive, and she misheard. I tried to tell her, but she was so angry that she assumed I was saying more offensive things. Now she is punishing everybody in the house, and I’m not allowed to speak to her. FML
howannoying
Melbourne, Australia
Road rage
Today, my mother started cursing at a lady for tooting her horn at her in traffic, because there was "no need for road rage." When I tried to calm her down, she slammed on the brakes and told me to get out and walk. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, my 7-year-old used the word "crap". When I told her that she mustn't use that word because it's rude, she simply replied, "Mother, you should hear the words I use at school." FML
Anonymous
Proportional response
Today, our house caught fire. While trying to help my mom get to safety, the word "fuck" accidentally escaped my mouth. Once we were safe, she said I was grounded for swearing. I'm 19. FML
dadyoureacunt
Melbourne, Australia
Today, my dad made a big show of sending me to my room and grounding me for a week. Not because he heard me cursing at my video game, but because I "swear like a little girl" and it embarrassed him in front of his friends. FML
xXglycerinXx
United States
Cart Narcs
Today, my mom yelled at me for trying to return a shopping cart to the cart corral. She then forced me to leave it in the parking lot. FML
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leadman1989 16
You - "I'm gonna beat the CRAP out of you" No seriously FYL
Saltime 0
Crap? CRAP?! WHAT THE ****! WHY THE ******* HELL WOULD YOU SAY CRAP?! ARE YOU ******* STUPID?!? YOU DESERVE TO BE IN ANGER MANAGEMENT, SHIT HEAD!
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Comments (205)
sugarkiller_fml 6
Your mum needs over-reacting management class though.
allthatremains25 0
Woaahh there! You better cool down! That language is offensive to some of us here! Sorry op, fyl
perdix 31
She's just looking for an excuse to get an hour away from your boring, yet short-tempered, ass. I wouldn't be surprised if she tricks you into going to an ice-cream shop and then tosses you into an Overeaters Anonymous meeting -- another hour!
krysxkatastrophe 14
I didn't realize parents still made a big deal out of 'crap'. Explain to the therapist what happened, they aren't dumb. They'll know quickly enough that you don't have an anger problem if they don't believe you the first session.
aantho_fml 0
Today, my completely out of control, anger riddled son said his first curse word. I have no idea how the word "crap" got into his vocabulary, but hopefully anger management will get him to clean up his word usage. I thought I raised this kid better. FML
ashtonkay 7
Damn it I meant to press thumbs up haha I'm sorry bro (:
WildKoala43 2
Way to go man :P
ashtonkay 7
Hey hey hey no need to be mean yall.
likewoahxHelen 5
She's insane.
daminantion 14
I like your pic :)
trollsemen 8
Are you guys of the SUPER-Catholic Religon?
Freeze_fml 17
Don't take that crap.
itsfreakinliv 8
Now say **** and see what happens.
katie_noe 4
sounds like something my dad would do. F both of our lives....