Today, I was escorted out of the building for getting in a scuffle at my anger management class. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, my mom put me in an anger management class because I said "crap." FML
Today, I got sent out of the class for "inappropriate" behaviour. The teacher later forgot about me and sent a notice home to my parents stating that I skipped class. FML
Who am I?
Today, I was kicked out of college for not attending a class I wasn't ever enrolled in. FML
Today, I was fired for using violence and intimidation in the work place. I was a bouncer at a strip club. FML
Sorry!
Today, I walked into a conference room for what I thought was my department meeting. It turned out to be a support group for people with anger management issues. They weren't pleased with my suggestion to "calm down." FML
Today, I fought back with words against a bully. He cried, and I got detention. FML
Oh, the irony
Today, I went to court-mandated anger management. The guy running the class was an insufferable little dweeb who wasted time teaching us fucking nursery rhymes. I wanted to break his stupid little nerd glasses. Everything about him makes me mad. FML
Today, I was in class. I am an older student going back for my PhD. I was kicked out of class for "sassing" my instructor for telling him he was wrong about what took place at an event I was actually present at. My instructor is a 22 year old TA. FML
Today, I was put in lockup for accidentally scaring the officer by lifting my hand to scratch my head. FML
So brave
Today, I finally got the guts to walk out of class 30 minutes early, only to find that the back door was locked. As I stood there like an idiot trying to get it open, all 200 people in my class turned to laugh. My professor stared at me. I then walked back to my seat, sat down, and unpacked. FML
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eddeeezzyy 19
Oh the irony!
DocBastard 40
Meeting official: Please introduce yourself. OP: I'm Bob. Official: Now tell us why you're here. OP: No. Official: I said do it! OP: NO! **** YOU! Official: That's it! It's on, asshole!
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Comments (103)
eddeeezzyy 19
Oh the irony!
olpally 33
Yes, that's correct... Jeez op, control your anger... God dammit!!
ClassyCommando 13
OP goes to AA meetings...and gets HUUULK SMAAASHED!!!
TurnpikeTwister 0
Might I suggest banging your head against the hood of your car? Every time you see the dents, one of two things will happen: A.) you will be reminded how foolish it is to live your life in anger or B.) you'll get more mad and will start doing it again. Either way, keep your rage to yourself and away from others, you're not the only one with problems you selfish asshole.
BARBER76 1
Your an idiot.
Krirn 21
^ How 'bout the irony in this one?
TurnpikeTwister 0
^^ I guess some people don't appreciate sarcasm anymore. It's just ridiculous that someone would get thrown out of an anger management class for their behavior. I mean how big of a chip on your shoulder do you have to have to act that way? Everyone has problems and it's up to everyone at the end of the day to effectively deal with them. Taking anger out on people you don't even know is transference, and by hurting others you don't resolve the hurt or get revenge, you just make other peoples' lives shitty.
starman02 12
LOL! This is funny.. But really what do people expect? Put a bunch of angry people in the same room to " talk it out" ...
Krirn 21
51, I'm sure 40 was just thread jacking and not calling you an idiot.
CanWeMicrowaveIt 11
Sounds a little more than a scuffle xD
QueenQuay77 10
Breakfast tea in the morn tend to make people less angry, try it OP.
karey 0
Ya u rock
sissycullen 4
Escored?
instnt1nfction 17
That's how you spell it? My life was a lie!
sissycullen 4
I guess they fixed it. It didn't say "escorted" first.
Shrike 24
Typical illiterate Twi-tard. It's spelled "escorted" for a start, and it means accompanying someone or something.
sissycullen 4
It said "Escored" first not "escorted". I've never seen any FMLs with mistakes in them before. Just curious.
Cad6 24
Yes #2. If only there was a way to "escore" you off of the internet.
sissycullen 4
Look, I realize the FML was fixed. I'm trying to figure out how to delete my comment.
MrSassypants 34
#16 just start saying some racist, stupid, and ignorant shit. Your profile would soon be deleted including all of your comments.
sissycullen 4
Can everyone just forget about this? I'm sorry, I know I made a mistake, and the FML was edited since I posted it. Good enough for all of you?
dominic1221 6
Buuuuulllllshiiiitttt.
DuffleBagHero 4
2- I agree with you; it indeed said escored at first, and the people saying bullshit have no idea, but it's a shame they don't let me post anything, but they take FMLs with errors? Lol, and to delete it, if you're on an iPod, or iPhone it's usually slide the comment on the right side and a delete button should pop up.
DocBastard 40
Ok everyone, lay off. She's right - the FML had a typo which she, unlike you, caught. The mods then fixed it, and you're all jumping on her for no reason. Please Sissycullen, let me escore you away from these twits.
rhysfucker 24
Was Jack Nicholson there? Seriously...u rack disciprine!
Meowingtons500 18
Gooose frahbahhh Say it with me now Gooose frahbahhh :D
ShawnzieNstuff 6
kNOw Buddy cares!
NoisyNykkii 10
60- Oh I love that movie.
DuffleBagHero 4
In a scuffle with who? The head negro in charge just didn't sit well with you huh?
HolyPotato 9
Mmmmmmm SEXAYYYY ! Rubbin' my rumples.
BunBunBabe 8
Just...Why?
olpally 33
Read the damn fml again!!! This has nothing to do with the fml!! Gtfo
supahcoolperson 0
Hahaha ohhhh the irony :) but I can see that happening, a bunch of people in a room with anger issues? yeah there could be some problems there
snowmount07 6
RAGE!!!
DREWBERTMAN 2
BWAAAAA OP SMASH!!!!!
nofearjenshere 12
10- You, my friend, have an awesome picture.
QueenQuay77 10
RoadHouse!! *Peter Griffin Voice
loller27 6
first day there?
LightningCactus 12
You tell me.
jerseyboy732 16
well screw em! obviously the class wasn't doing a very good job
Ch0sen 13
I think screwing them just might make things even worse.
Saraahx97 0
Well isn't that ironic...
rhysfucker 24
A little too ironic...it's like rain on your wedding day...
HolyPotato 9
Or a free ride that's already paid.