Today, a customer walked up to me with a dog toy and said, "I knew one-stop shopping was a thing, but I didn't know you guys carried dildos." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while I was working at a children's toy store, a woman walked in, looked around a bit, then asked if we sold dildos. FML
Today, I was cashiering at Target when an old woman came into my checkout line. Her items? Variety pack of pleasuring condoms, a bottle of KY sensual lube, and two colorful thongs. As I'm scanning these, she leans in and whispers, "I love toys." FML
Today, while shopping for groceries, a small child pointed at my face and exclaimed : "DOGGIE!" FML
Today, a customer came up to me and asked if I knew where the make-up aisle was. I pointed him in the right direction but he just gasped and said, "Oh so you DO know where it is!" and walked away, roaring with laughter. FML
Today, I went to the store with my girlfriend. She needed to use the bathroom so I started looking at the books. It wasn't until the manager shot me a weird look that I realized I'd wandered down too far and was looking at bridal magazines, holding tampons, dog treats, and hair spray. FML
Today, a customer limped over to me in one of the dishwasher aisles and asked if we sold dishwashers. I said yes and pointed at all the dishwashers. He looked around for a couple of seconds, belched, then said "Oh... right!" and walked off. No commission for me, then. FML
Today, a customer came into the music shop I work in to look at guitars. After calling the customer "Dude," and "Man," numerous times, they stalked off suddenly. When I asked if everything was okay, they responded with, "I'm female, you asshole!" FML
Today, my 14-year-old son asked his dog what she was chewing on. It wasn't until he picked it up said, "Is this what I think it is?" that I realized my son was gripping my vibrator. As I took it outside, mortified, he told his sister. FML
Today, working in retail, I noticed a customer looking for an item, so I walked up to them and asked, "Is there something I can help you find?" He replied, "Did I ask for your fucking help?" FML
Today, I was at the store buying some feminine products. At the cash register, the clerk said to me "Dude, you know those are for girls right?" I am a 30 year old woman. FML
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Top comments
Tripartita 45
Wow, apparently that dog toy doubles as a rorschach test! You should bump up the price.
RichardPencil 32
Takes the phrase “give the dog a bone” to a whole new level!
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Comments (8)
RichardPencil 32
Takes the phrase “give the dog a bone” to a whole new level!
Tripartita 45
Wow, apparently that dog toy doubles as a rorschach test! You should bump up the price.
bigdaddyeric 37
80% of those Dog Toys look like Sex Toys, I say the same thing to my Husband every time we go to Petco
cornelius74d 13
Anything can be a *****, if you’re brave enough.
Glowworm56 27
Remember, any dog toy can easily become an adult toy. It's all about location, location, location!
sumocj 14
I see chips, cat toys, dog toys, ******, veggies. This place has it all!
TeachAllTheMath 19
I’d love it if they said this about a tennis ball, or stuffed mail carrier or something.
tonyfan00 38
That's taking the term "boned" to another level...