siikman313
United States
Today, my mom put me in an anger management class because I said "crap." FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
breakfast tea
Central District, Hong Kong
Today, I was escorted out of the building for getting in a scuffle at my anger management class. FML
religiunatic
Keswick, Canada
You OK hon?
Today, my normally very modest and prissy mom came home, pissed off about something. I asked her what was wrong, but she wouldn't say, and snapped at me to "fuck off." She then grounded me for "making" her use that kind of "vile language." FML
Anonymous
Isn't it ironic, don't you think?
Today, my mom complained that I was being too loud, and she smacked my head really hard. All while screaming at me. FML
hiheyaiden
Central District, Hong Kong
Not your day, is it?
Today, my mom kept swearing and punished me while I was in an online lesson. I almost got punished by the teacher as well. FML
Red Toad
Litchfield Park, United States
Holiday assumptions
Today, I said a few words to my mom that happened to be similar to something offensive, and she misheard. I tried to tell her, but she was so angry that she assumed I was saying more offensive things. Now she is punishing everybody in the house, and I’m not allowed to speak to her. FML
howannoying
Melbourne, Australia
Road rage
Today, my mother started cursing at a lady for tooting her horn at her in traffic, because there was "no need for road rage." When I tried to calm her down, she slammed on the brakes and told me to get out and walk. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, my 7-year-old used the word "crap". When I told her that she mustn't use that word because it's rude, she simply replied, "Mother, you should hear the words I use at school." FML
Anonymous
Proportional response
Today, our house caught fire. While trying to help my mom get to safety, the word "fuck" accidentally escaped my mouth. Once we were safe, she said I was grounded for swearing. I'm 19. FML
dadyoureacunt
Melbourne, Australia
Today, my dad made a big show of sending me to my room and grounding me for a week. Not because he heard me cursing at my video game, but because I "swear like a little girl" and it embarrassed him in front of his friends. FML
xXglycerinXx
United States
Cart Narcs
Today, my mom yelled at me for trying to return a shopping cart to the cart corral. She then forced me to leave it in the parking lot. FML
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leadman1989 16
You - "I'm gonna beat the CRAP out of you" No seriously FYL
Saltime 0
Crap? CRAP?! WHAT THE ****! WHY THE ******* HELL WOULD YOU SAY CRAP?! ARE YOU ******* STUPID?!? YOU DESERVE TO BE IN ANGER MANAGEMENT, SHIT HEAD!
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Comments (205)
ArcticPuppet 0
I've been saying crap for the past 3 years. My mom is encouraging us to not have the word "shit" come out of our mouths.
AnnaVictoriaMBM 8
Lmfao!
moonchild6991 0
Jew mom
EM0LOVE 1
HOW COULD YOU SAY SOMETHING SO HORRIBLE?!?! mean while there are ppl (like me) who actually need anger managment that won't go, saying crap is....wow you make me look like the devil...damn
Jojo0607 1
Hahaha Wats the whole story?
johnel54 5
Don't say crap again or you'll be there for awhile.
awkward_gothlady 32
Either she's going way overboard or there's something you're not telling us...
Zephianaxo 7
Oh crap, that really sucks. Wait.... crap. Now I need anger management... I just said crap again.. Crap!!! CRAP! Someone stop me!!
Baller_Bob 17
Is she the Queen of England?
ButlerOfChaos 7
Anger management can actually be useful.