Thanks Trump
New York, United States
Today, my mom parked in a handicapped space because, "the Spanish people are taking over everything." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
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Today, I parked in a "Disabled" space. A woman and her kids comes yelling at me about how I don't look disabled and I was just being selfish. I roll my pants up to reveal two prosthetic legs. She then yells at me that I should have warned her before showing my legs since it could scare her kids. FML
regstl
Beaverton, United States
Today, as I was getting out of my car, an old and obese lady walked up to me and called me an "inconsiderate heartless bitch" for using the last handicap parking spot. I guess she didn't see my wheelchair. FML
Anon
United Kingdom
Today, I was at a mall. A woman stopped by me, said slowly and loudly, in Spanish "baño?" Knowing a bit of Spanish, I nodded and pointed the restrooms out for her. She then mutters about "dang Mexicans and their inability to speak English". I'm not even Latina. I'm Irish-American. FML
ICanExplain
Sunnyvale, United States
Today, after parking in the handicapped spot of a lot with my placard, an older couple with their 7-year-old grandchild came up and yelled at me for being a lying asshole and taking the parking spot. When I showed them my prosthetic leg, the kid started crying and guess who got yelled at again. FML
carssuck
United States
Today, I got a parking ticket for parking in my neighbors' parking spot. I parked there because my neighbors were parked in my parking spot. FML
Kasnt
United States
Today, I really had to pee so I took the only stall that was available in the bathroom: the handicapped stall. A girl in a wheelchair came in seconds later and cursed at me for taking her designated spot. FML
xXglycerinXx
United States
Cart Narcs
Today, my mom yelled at me for trying to return a shopping cart to the cart corral. She then forced me to leave it in the parking lot. FML
Bellend
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United Kingdom
Assumptions
Today, I noticed a flashy car badly parking itself in a handicapped space. I hate the asshats who do this, so I went up to berate the driver. After an opening salvo of coarse language, a glint of light on his wheelchair in the back caught my eye. I then had to apologise for being a shitehawk. FML
Anonymous
Today, I got back to my car with a note cussing me out for parking in a disabled space when I’m clearly not disabled. They also smashed my windows. It’s true, I’m not disabled, but I also wasn’t parked in a disabled space. I was parked in a normal space next to the disabled spaces. FML
denting-and-venting
Toronto, Canada
Today, I found a parking spot in front of my work. I parked and another car pulled into the spot just in front of me. The next thing I know, the car in front backs up and slams into my car. Turns out she didn't notice the fire hydrant next to her spot and screamed at me cause I, "stole her spot." FML
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xStarzx 11
Gross. She's probably a Trump supporter.
FYLTHOUGH 15
racists are the scum of the earth
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Comments (102)
Zebediabolical 45
I truly hope she got an expensiive ticket or her car towed. People who have handicapped permits, like my mom, ******* well need them.
shinikageWolf 15
"I wonder what the Natives thought when Columbus 'discovered' America."
AwkwardBookworm 27
That makes no logical sense??
tallesttree 10
Hahaha ! Insecurities.
boostedc 24
This one really made me laugh! :)
pocketpixie90 6
My mother has been confined to a wheelchair for many years. It never ceases to amaze me how people will justify parking in handicap spots. my mother often has to park in the back of the lot(so she can get to work on time instead of waiting for a spot to come available) and almost been hit by cars because people can't see her. or she has been trapped in (or out) of her van because people park in the ramp zones (the things with the big yellow stripes) because they think they "don't count".
GabbyPLluch88 13
Spanish people? as from spain,? excuse me but I thought Trump was tripping over Mexicans. I'm sorry but you have a very ignorant mother, not just because she is in fact trump's fan but also for being culturally misunderstood.
aliciousness116 16
Donald Trump is a buffoon. If he becomes president, he will create an inevitable gap between caste, race and class. Not like it doesn't exist now, but all attempts to close the gap will fail, fail so badly that the country will be in jeopardy.
SkylineFTW97 25
The only way she should fear the Spanish is if she's a fish. And that rules out pretty much everyone, except Kanye West.
Urpoppy 21
Of course that makes no sense whatsoever. Fail