Today, my mom parked in a handicapped space because, "the Spanish people are taking over everything." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I parked in a "Disabled" space. A woman and her kids comes yelling at me about how I don't look disabled and I was just being selfish. I roll my pants up to reveal two prosthetic legs. She then yells at me that I should have warned her before showing my legs since it could scare her kids. FML
Today, as I was getting out of my car, an old and obese lady walked up to me and called me an "inconsiderate heartless bitch" for using the last handicap parking spot. I guess she didn't see my wheelchair. FML
Today, I was at a mall. A woman stopped by me, said slowly and loudly, in Spanish "baño?" Knowing a bit of Spanish, I nodded and pointed the restrooms out for her. She then mutters about "dang Mexicans and their inability to speak English". I'm not even Latina. I'm Irish-American. FML
Today, after parking in the handicapped spot of a lot with my placard, an older couple with their 7-year-old grandchild came up and yelled at me for being a lying asshole and taking the parking spot. When I showed them my prosthetic leg, the kid started crying and guess who got yelled at again. FML
Today, I got a parking ticket for parking in my neighbors' parking spot. I parked there because my neighbors were parked in my parking spot. FML
Today, I really had to pee so I took the only stall that was available in the bathroom: the handicapped stall. A girl in a wheelchair came in seconds later and cursed at me for taking her designated spot. FML
Cart Narcs
Today, my mom yelled at me for trying to return a shopping cart to the cart corral. She then forced me to leave it in the parking lot. FML
Assumptions
Today, I noticed a flashy car badly parking itself in a handicapped space. I hate the asshats who do this, so I went up to berate the driver. After an opening salvo of coarse language, a glint of light on his wheelchair in the back caught my eye. I then had to apologise for being a shitehawk. FML
Today, I got back to my car with a note cussing me out for parking in a disabled space when I’m clearly not disabled. They also smashed my windows. It’s true, I’m not disabled, but I also wasn’t parked in a disabled space. I was parked in a normal space next to the disabled spaces. FML
Today, I found a parking spot in front of my work. I parked and another car pulled into the spot just in front of me. The next thing I know, the car in front backs up and slams into my car. Turns out she didn't notice the fire hydrant next to her spot and screamed at me cause I, "stole her spot." FML
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xStarzx 11
Gross. She's probably a Trump supporter.
FYLTHOUGH 15
racists are the scum of the earth
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InfiniteSunshine 32
I don't see how she drew the correlation of "Spanish people" coming to the US, as a justification for parking in a spot reserved for disabled people. Her logic is ridiculous. However, who I really feel bad for in this situation though, is the people that actually need that spot. Since now it's taken by someone who not only doesn't need it, but someone who used such an ignorant, unrelated excuse for their selfish actions.
jlmartin411 15
Hence OP's username
RageWolf16 31
A+ username
ChromaScarlet 12
You can never expect the Spanish Inquisition!
redblips 13
Hope she got a nice fat ticket for it.
smallandroid 26
Seriously, is there a way to report that sort of thing? I would tell my mom I'm going to the restroom and instead try to report it somehow. A ticket might stop her from doing it in the future.
FweakofCydonia 40
Imagine if the cop that gave her the ticket was also Spanish. Sweet sweet karma...
Zebediabolical 45
Take a picture of the car in a handicapped zone without a permit and make sure to include the license plate. Send it to your local PD's facebook acct. I dunno about other places, but where I live douchebags have been belatedly ticketed for it.
Toksik_Kid 14
Spanish people? Like from Spain, go to school kids
yerawizardlizzy 27
I'm glad someone else caught this.
Algorithm 24
I kind of assume that this kind of crazy racist wingnut actually means hispanic or mexican people who speak Spanish and is just too stupid to verbalize the difference.
pkypereira 11
And we will continue to take over everything! Jobs, parking spots, they will all be ours!!! #VivaLaRaza
Ipeh 20
I hope you're being sarcastic. Sarcasm is hard to understand when you're not hearing the person's voice but reading it.
hoosiergirl94 31
First of all, Europeans aren't scrambling to get over here. Second, that argument isn't even logical.
DrafteeSelf 24
Why do i feel she'll vote for trump?
kyu_Q 19
Because she doesn't know the difference between Mexicans and Spaniards. Or maybe she lacks the ability to make a decision based on logic or fact.
CaptMacLeod 45
Or maybe, just maybe...because OP's name says so?
Thekbking 11
so spainards are taking over everything? ....she sounds ignorant in so many ways. the proper term would be hispanic or latino/a
Dinonick 15
Damn conquistadors. Next theyll make me pay taxes.