Today, my mom parked in a handicapped space because, "the Spanish people are taking over everything." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I parked in a "Disabled" space. A woman and her kids comes yelling at me about how I don't look disabled and I was just being selfish. I roll my pants up to reveal two prosthetic legs. She then yells at me that I should have warned her before showing my legs since it could scare her kids. FML
Today, as I was getting out of my car, an old and obese lady walked up to me and called me an "inconsiderate heartless bitch" for using the last handicap parking spot. I guess she didn't see my wheelchair. FML
Today, I was at a mall. A woman stopped by me, said slowly and loudly, in Spanish "baño?" Knowing a bit of Spanish, I nodded and pointed the restrooms out for her. She then mutters about "dang Mexicans and their inability to speak English". I'm not even Latina. I'm Irish-American. FML
Today, after parking in the handicapped spot of a lot with my placard, an older couple with their 7-year-old grandchild came up and yelled at me for being a lying asshole and taking the parking spot. When I showed them my prosthetic leg, the kid started crying and guess who got yelled at again. FML
Today, I got a parking ticket for parking in my neighbors' parking spot. I parked there because my neighbors were parked in my parking spot. FML
Today, I really had to pee so I took the only stall that was available in the bathroom: the handicapped stall. A girl in a wheelchair came in seconds later and cursed at me for taking her designated spot. FML
Cart Narcs
Today, my mom yelled at me for trying to return a shopping cart to the cart corral. She then forced me to leave it in the parking lot. FML
Assumptions
Today, I noticed a flashy car badly parking itself in a handicapped space. I hate the asshats who do this, so I went up to berate the driver. After an opening salvo of coarse language, a glint of light on his wheelchair in the back caught my eye. I then had to apologise for being a shitehawk. FML
Today, I got back to my car with a note cussing me out for parking in a disabled space when I’m clearly not disabled. They also smashed my windows. It’s true, I’m not disabled, but I also wasn’t parked in a disabled space. I was parked in a normal space next to the disabled spaces. FML
Today, I found a parking spot in front of my work. I parked and another car pulled into the spot just in front of me. The next thing I know, the car in front backs up and slams into my car. Turns out she didn't notice the fire hydrant next to her spot and screamed at me cause I, "stole her spot." FML
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xStarzx 11
Gross. She's probably a Trump supporter.
FYLTHOUGH 15
racists are the scum of the earth
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xStarzx 11
Gross. She's probably a Trump supporter.
AndrewMoreira14 19
Lol it looks like it by the title
mswim 27
I would argue that there are plenty of racist assholes that also support Bernie, but looks like it's true due to her name.
tarlax 11
Why is it that whenever anyone criticizes Trump, there's always that one defensive guy who brings up Clinton or Sanders as a retort? It's not even relevant and you don't have to support any of them.
Dale_shackleford 13
The point is that every candidate has its nut job supporters. Some more than others. *cough couph* "overturn roe vs wade Cruz"
NickACD 27
At least trumps better than Bernie or Hillary. I really hope it's not trump, but way less than I hope it's not Bernie or Hillary.
dafluckster 6
What does this have to do with him? Completely irrelevant.
Algorithm 24
48, he wants to take money out of refugee aid to build a wall between the US and Mexico. The only possible FML that's more relevant to Trump than being weirdly angry/racist at Spanish people and having a terrible plan for expressing that might be "today somebody mistook my toupee for a guinea pig".
DoomedGemini 38
Oh is that his plan now? Last I heard he told everyone he was going to somehow make Mexico pay for it.
Avi8r 22
Actually, as much as we should stop funding refugees, if Trump gets elected, he's making Mexico pay for the wall. Which is a pretty good idea
Avi8r 22
I figured out the reason why conservatives are so hated here.. this app is all liberals, because while conservatives are out making their lives better, liberals just sit and complain about it while waiting for someone else to do it for them. Makes perfect sense. Dislike it up, socialists.
Xandrick 22
Well, I would have to agree with mswim. While I'm feeling the Bern, I've still noticed that there are plenty of racist/sexist bigots within his supporter demographic as well. Though those are mainly haters of whites and males, while this FML was focused on the Hispanics.
FYLTHOUGH 15
racists are the scum of the earth
CaptMacLeod 45
Everyone's a little bit racist, sometime.
lationas 25
Yes, but this is not racism. Please stop using this word for everything.
MassiDelta 28
Well it's clear the Spanish invasion has come. The signs were there all along...
PePziNL 20
I bet nobody expected it.
jadenjacksonm 14
Your ignorance is not needed here, whether it was a joke or not.
Draugen 16
The Spanish have already invaded America. About 450 years ago.
tehman117 21
....is she Spanish by that logic?
ellyhan 11
Uh... what?
_Peppermint_ 34
All Trump supporters are dumb as hell.
Ipeh 20
It's slightly funny how people who complain that Trump makes stupid generalizations when they do the same about his voting base. To clarify; not a fan of him, just pointing something out.
pokemyeyes 23
She didnt make a stupid generalisation though #26 she simply stated a fact.
xXDemonWolfXx 13
Yes so because I support him because I agree with a lot of things that he is saying makes me stupid, okay. He's never said anything racist by the way but since you're clearly more intelligent than I am you can tell that him saying illegal immigrants doesn't mean that he hates Mexicans.
DoomedGemini 38
You support his ideas, his ideas are stupid, you see how this goes? The confusion over this doesn't help your case.
NickACD 27
Not as stupid as a Bernie or Hillary supporter.
raqschn1 8
#41 so banning Muslims from entering the United States isn't racist?
Avi8r 22
Why is that?
Avi8r 22
57, Islam isn't a race. Also, when a large portion of them are killing us. a temporary ban isn't the worst thing we can do.
Algorithm 24
He was literally sacked from NBC for racist comments. He's gone full Godwin's Law and said that Muslims should have to wear "identifying clothing" - perhaps a yellow star, then? At this point if you think he hasn't said anything racist, either you're not listening to his actual words because you want that to be true, or you yourself hold enough racist beliefs that his verbal diarrhea falls within your threshold of what seems acceptable.
DoomedGemini 38
It helps to see demonwolfs comment on another FML saying that "******* Muslims" have the least understanding religion. Doesn't help them in trying to prove they're not stupid, though.
ThuNDeY 23
I support Hillary Clinton for prison 2016
Iseeyou56 3
Oh shut up piece of shit
BodyCountEndless 20
Islam isn't a race dumbass
chill99 15
That makes as much sense as Trump becoming president.
Dementiaus 5
No one expects the Spanish Inquisition! Lol
JKPwnage 27
I was looking for this comment. +1
freyday 18
.....what? lol
trellz17 19
A good, "I just didn't feel like walking" would've sufficed.