Today, my mom parked in a handicapped space because, "the Spanish people are taking over everything." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I parked in a "Disabled" space. A woman and her kids comes yelling at me about how I don't look disabled and I was just being selfish. I roll my pants up to reveal two prosthetic legs. She then yells at me that I should have warned her before showing my legs since it could scare her kids. FML
Today, as I was getting out of my car, an old and obese lady walked up to me and called me an "inconsiderate heartless bitch" for using the last handicap parking spot. I guess she didn't see my wheelchair. FML
Today, I was at a mall. A woman stopped by me, said slowly and loudly, in Spanish "baño?" Knowing a bit of Spanish, I nodded and pointed the restrooms out for her. She then mutters about "dang Mexicans and their inability to speak English". I'm not even Latina. I'm Irish-American. FML
Today, after parking in the handicapped spot of a lot with my placard, an older couple with their 7-year-old grandchild came up and yelled at me for being a lying asshole and taking the parking spot. When I showed them my prosthetic leg, the kid started crying and guess who got yelled at again. FML
Today, I got a parking ticket for parking in my neighbors' parking spot. I parked there because my neighbors were parked in my parking spot. FML
Today, I really had to pee so I took the only stall that was available in the bathroom: the handicapped stall. A girl in a wheelchair came in seconds later and cursed at me for taking her designated spot. FML
Cart Narcs
Today, my mom yelled at me for trying to return a shopping cart to the cart corral. She then forced me to leave it in the parking lot. FML
Assumptions
Today, I noticed a flashy car badly parking itself in a handicapped space. I hate the asshats who do this, so I went up to berate the driver. After an opening salvo of coarse language, a glint of light on his wheelchair in the back caught my eye. I then had to apologise for being a shitehawk. FML
Today, I got back to my car with a note cussing me out for parking in a disabled space when I’m clearly not disabled. They also smashed my windows. It’s true, I’m not disabled, but I also wasn’t parked in a disabled space. I was parked in a normal space next to the disabled spaces. FML
Today, I found a parking spot in front of my work. I parked and another car pulled into the spot just in front of me. The next thing I know, the car in front backs up and slams into my car. Turns out she didn't notice the fire hydrant next to her spot and screamed at me cause I, "stole her spot." FML
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xStarzx 11
Gross. She's probably a Trump supporter.
FYLTHOUGH 15
racists are the scum of the earth
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Comments (102)
cylonN6 3
Well, nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition! But seriously, I don't expect much more from a Trump supporter
NickACD 27
We don't know she supports trump, and way to be an asshole liberal.
CliffyB03 28
How are those two even correlated?
NightOWL666 14
Hm. Racist and retarded. I would've hated her just for the parking in the spot. Hopefully it's not hereditary
Soninuva 41
So let me get this straight: "Spanish people" are taking over everything, therefore she took over a handicapped spot to....protect it? Seriously though, I hate it when people who aren't handicapped take the handicap spots. My mother is blind, and it's hard for her to walk over unfamiliar terrain, and so when she's with us, she needs to be as close to the store as possible. My grandmother messed up her knee a few years ago and has a hard time walking longer distances. Because of this, I always park farther away when they're not with me (so that even if the handicapped spots aren't open, at least the closer ones are). A little walking never hurt anyone!
mswim 27
Well... That's racist. What a bitch to handicapped people.
NYGiants1925 22
How does that even relate?
GolgiTendonOs 18
She's a couple hundred years late to the party on that one.
diyos 15
NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION
Spongegirlcs 17
My Mexican stepdad appreciates that when he's taking my wheelchair bound son out I'm sure. I'm not even ******* joking here. Bitch.
naviajack626 16
Just like Europeans took over the America's. What a hypocrite.