Today, I got back to my car with a note cussing me out for parking in a disabled space when I’m clearly not disabled. They also smashed my windows. It’s true, I’m not disabled, but I also wasn’t parked in a disabled space. I was parked in a normal space next to the disabled spaces. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I noticed a flashy car badly parking itself in a handicapped space. I hate the asshats who do this, so I went up to berate the driver. After an opening salvo of coarse language, a glint of light on his wheelchair in the back caught my eye. I then had to apologise for being a shitehawk. FML
Today, I was parking my car outside of my apartment, but the big truck next to the spot went over the line. I squeezed in anyway. Later, I discovered the truck had left and someone keyed my car. They left a note saying, "Good parking job, asshole." FML
Today, I went to my car to discover a note on the windshield from the city telling me that they had hit my car. On top of that note was a parking ticket, also from the city. FML
Today, I parked in a disabled bay so I could drop my son off at his appointment. My son uses crutches and has a blue badge. As I was trying to leave, an absolute Karen started chewing my ass for using a disabled bay while “not looking disabled”, then lay under my wheels to stop me leaving. FML
Today, after parking in the handicapped spot of a lot with my placard, an older couple with their 7-year-old grandchild came up and yelled at me for being a lying asshole and taking the parking spot. When I showed them my prosthetic leg, the kid started crying and guess who got yelled at again. FML
Today, I came home to find a car parked in my assigned space. Pissed off, I left a note on the car's windshield saying, "Hey Assface, thanks for parking in my spot. I spat on your door handle." It turns out it was my girlfriend's parent's car. They took us out to dinner. FML
Today, I accidentally hit someone's car while in the supermarket car park. I left a note, went shopping, and when I came back my windows were shattered, my tires were slashed, and "FUCK YOU" was written on my windshield. FML
Today, some jacked-up dude who spends way too much time in the gym actually flipped my car onto its roof, while his friends filmed it, because he said I’d parked in a disabled bay, and he was gonna expose me on YouTube. He must have felt a right fool when he realised it wasn’t even a disabled bay. FML
Today, I parked in a "Disabled" space. A woman and her kids comes yelling at me about how I don't look disabled and I was just being selfish. I roll my pants up to reveal two prosthetic legs. She then yells at me that I should have warned her before showing my legs since it could scare her kids. FML
Today, I was in a hurry to get to my exams. I’m a new driver so my parking was a little crooked but I didn’t have time to fix it. I was expecting to come back to a note on my car. I wasn’t expecting three of my tires to be slashed and the words “I Suck At Parking” to be keyed into my car. FML
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ChromoTec 24
The person who did that is obviously mentally disabled
Anna-nymous 8
time to check the security cams
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ChromoTec 24
The person who did that is obviously mentally disabled
pjsr 33
Now your car is disabled
Anna-nymous 8
time to check the security cams
RichardPencil 32
You should buy that ‘99 Corolla and you can park anywhere, even handicapped spots. Even if they know you’re able-bodied, they’ll feel sorry for you.
KittyMack 13
Ugh I hate people like that. For all they know maybe it WAS a disabled person, who simply didn't look it, and forgot their placard that day, or even had it displayed but the "vigilante" didn't look hard enough to spot it. I am so sick of people whose disabilities already make their lives hard, getting judged & harrassed by meddling pricks like this guy all the time. IF YOU THINK SOMEONE PARKED WHERE THEY SHOULDN'T, TELL THE AUTHORITIES, IF YOU MUST, BUT DON'T DO OR SAY ANYTHING YOURSELF. Because odds are, that actually IS a legit disabled person you're fixing to shit on.
gsiebold 8
I get your rant but clearly not applicable to this post.
Ghetis 396 11
gseibold, are you stupid?
rodfergie 18
I've got 2 bad knees (both getting full replacement), a hip replacement, two broken discs, and shrapnel in my shoulder still. I can't tell you the amount of times I have been cussed out for parking in the disabled spaces (yes, I have a placard). Apparently I'm not disabled "enough" for some people.
gsiebold 8
Seriously, who says they deserved it?
pastafanatic 13
There are probably trolls on here that always click the button just to do it
Suaria 38
You get a badge if you hit 'you deserve it' enough times. People might be doing it for that.
Lobby_Bee 18
Not being disabled doesn't mean you can't get a disabled parking permit. If you frequently have to pick up or drop off someone who is disabled, you can get the permit.
indienerdgirl 27
Defiantly check the security cameras if there are any. And I hate when people decide you're not disabled enough to park there. Not all disabilities are visable. That being said they had no right to break your car. Especially since you weren't even in a disabled parking spot. And even if you were they still don't have a say in why you're parked there. For all they know you're getting something for your sick grandma.
Davros 12
ever since my wife had cancer I have been a handicapped parking nazi. If you don't have a tag or plates displayed, don't park there. I called on a Corvette once. turned out it was owned by a 1 legged man. I showed them he had no tag or plates. Cops said no tag or plates don't park there. I called those cops because a lady bringing her daughter with severe disabilities had to park about 300 feet down where there was no wheelchair ramp for her. They thanked me for sticking up for them.
thelittlem 15
you're an ass and I feel sorry for the one legged man.
Davros 12
but you dont feel sorry for the severely handicapped girl bound to a wheelchair who had to be wheeled clear across the parking lot?
Davros 12
but you dont feel sorry for the severely handicapped girl bound to a wheelchair who had to be wheeled clear across the parking lot?
ChibiChibi_fml 28
So basically in your mind if a handicap person forgot their placard for some reason they deserve to suffer? Because that's what I'm getting from your "No tags or sticker don't park there story about the one legged man".
Davros 12
If no handicapped tag or plates are displayed it's illegal to park in a handicapped parking spot where I'm at. Is that different from state to state? Also I will never feel sorry for a person driving around in a new Corvette.
alycion 39
I am disabled from lupus. I have good and bad days of course. I’ve been harassed so many times for using disabled parking spots because I’m “too young” to be disabled.
Jonfun 14
I apologise on behalf of people & out society that's incapable of realizing disability can happen at any age.