Today, my mom informed me that my entire family puts their dirty towels on the towel rack in the bathroom instead of the hamper. I've been using their dirty towels after showers for as long as I remember. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, when I visited my daughter's apartment that she moved into about 3 months ago, I found out that she buys new underwear every time she runs out instead of washing her dirty ones. Her dirty ones have their own special hamper. FML
Today, I found out that my roommate of over 8 years assumed “the rag” I keep “above the toilet” was meant for wiping, and “the rag” on the separate towel rack was for washing your face. I have used the hand towel “above the toilet” to dry my hands after washing for a decade. FML
Today, my sister confessed that when she runs out of clean underwear, she uses mine. That wouldn't be so bad if she didn't also put it back in my dresser afterwards so I wouldn't notice. FML
Today, I was drying myself with a towel after a shower when I noticed a bad smell. After running out of toilet paper last night, one of my friends decided to use my clean towel to wipe herself instead. FML
Today, my new roommate moved in. It seems that instead of using toilet paper like a normal human being, she instead opts to use the nearest towel in reach. I found this out when I went to dry off with mine after a shower. FML
Today, I'm on a class trip to Washington DC. Last night, my roommate took a shower, and I decided that I would take one in the morning. This morning, I found out after I got out of the shower that my roommate used one towel for drying himself, and the other for a mat. He didn't hang either of them up. FML
Today, my daughter used my towel. She thought that because it was clean, it would be okay. She’s 27. FML
Today, I caught my mom using my toothbrush and washcloth again, despite her having both her own bathroom and supplies. I asked her to please not use mine, to which she called me an ungrateful bitch. My dad agreed. Yet they wonder why I've been desperately saving money to move out. FML
Today, I learned that my aunt, who lives with us, is using our chopsticks in her hair and putting them back in the utensil drawer without washing them. I'm the one that uses chopsticks the most. FML
Today, I found out my whole family has been mistakenly using the same toothbrush for over a month. FML
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tisiphone_fml 0
I don't follow your logic, kiddo. Doesn't everybody in your household have their own towel? Or... do you expect that everybody uses a towel only once, then places it in the hamper soaking wet, and then puts a new towel on the rack? Me, I use towels for a few days before they go in the laundry, unless they're really dirty. (It would be really expensive and take up a ton of space to have a set of towels for every day of the week.) Between uses, they sit on the rack to dry. When I was a kid, each had our own bath towel, and would do the same thing. If you leave wet towels in the hamper for a few days, they're going to get moldy and gross - that's why you let them dry out, first. You're not going to die from using the same towel as a blood relative.
chiboy44 0
Shouldn't you be clean after you shower??? Its like using a dish towel to dry your dishes after you clean them.
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Comments (156)
jayemdoubleyou 1
How are those towels dirty? They were used by people who just got out of the shower.
ThankYhuCaptinOb 0
Wow Really? This kinda is an FML cuz if iht was me I would be feelen dirty but I wud take a LONG shower lol ; plus if yhu take a bath ur bathing in ur own dirt so isn't iht kinda the same ( not sayinq yhu do )
ThankYhuCaptinOb 0
btw when you get out of the shower and use a towel yes skin does come on iht because ur skin is moist ; one day get out of the shower and just rub ur skin.
ginasays 0
there is no letter 'h' in the word it. nor is there one in the word you. seriously? grow up, your sentences are hardly legible.
Apsey 0
your dumb
imperfectclarity 0
Her dumb what?
corme_fml 0
mine dumb?
Kj_7 0
This is stupid. who cares they just washed their bodies in the shower from A-Z. I use the towel that is there, my dad just used it who cares...
cucuto89 0
amen. Its absolutely ridiculous to wash a towel after every shower
Ripunzel 0
Holy Hell that sux
Janah_the_ENP 0
I say YDI for not knowing before-hand...I mean you've NEVER gone to the bathroom after someone else in your family just took a shower and seen a wet towel there? Really? Besides, you shouldn't put wet laundry in the hamper immediately anyway. It gets everything wet and starts to smell if it isn't washed right away =/ Totally YDI
awsedrftgyhujiko 0
Generally people leave their towel on the rack for around a week. There is no point in getting a clean one every time when you are clean while using them. I'm not sure how you were unaware of this if it is what your family has done your entire life
spazztcat16 0
wait this is an FML? really? wowwww
HeronaldGweasley 0
uhh, does it matter? your the cleanest you'll ever be when you get out of the shower...