Today, I learned that my aunt, who lives with us, is using our chopsticks in her hair and putting them back in the utensil drawer without washing them. I'm the one that uses chopsticks the most. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found my sister licking all of the silverware and putting it back in the drawer. FML
Today, I was eager to learn how to use chopsticks, as I was in a nice Chinese restaurant and had ordered noodles. As I was visibly struggling to eat, the server brought me a fork. When I reached for it, I flicked a noodle into a lady's soup at the next table. FML
Today, I was at my aunt and uncle's house. I went to the bathroom and after I washed my hands, I took a Q-tip out of the carton to clean my ears. When I reached for a second one, I noticed that every Q-tip in the carton was actually already used. FML
Today, I found out that my best friend doesn't wash her hands after going to the bathroom, even if she changes her pad. I then remembered all the times she's handed food to me, and teased me when I tried to wash my hands first. FML
Today, I realized that the "eyelash curling brush" that my best friend found in my old bathroom drawer was actually a stick used for cleaning food out of my sister's braces. I used that thing for years. FML
Today, my sister confessed that when she runs out of clean underwear, she uses mine. That wouldn't be so bad if she didn't also put it back in my dresser afterwards so I wouldn't notice. FML
Today, I couldn't find my hairbrush anywhere; I ended up having to brush my hair with a fork. FML
Today, I found out my whole family has been mistakenly using the same toothbrush for over a month. FML
Today, my mom informed me that my entire family puts their dirty towels on the towel rack in the bathroom instead of the hamper. I've been using their dirty towels after showers for as long as I remember. FML
Today, I caught my mom using my toothbrush and washcloth again, despite her having both her own bathroom and supplies. I asked her to please not use mine, to which she called me an ungrateful bitch. My dad agreed. Yet they wonder why I've been desperately saving money to move out. FML
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RichardPencil 32
Which hair?
Isamermaid 17
1. Wash your chopsticks before you use them or use a fork to be safe? 2. Buy her some decorative hair sticks specifically for hair.
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RichardPencil 32
Which hair?
Niall Hutchinson 8
If there was enough hair down there to actually HOLD the chopsticks I'd be impressed, and very grossed out
Charlie Given 28
Could've been her butt hair ya never know🤣🤣
Charlie Given 28
Hopefully she wasn't scratching any private places with them 😂
Isamermaid 17
1. Wash your chopsticks before you use them or use a fork to be safe? 2. Buy her some decorative hair sticks specifically for hair.
LordMagus 9
I am taking it that these are decent chopsticks. If so, confront her, put a waterproof label on the old ones, give them to her, and make her buy you at least a new set or two. Nothing wrong with taking personal property, especially that which is used for eating, seriously. I know plenty of people who bring their own set of chopsticks out with them when they go eat for hygiene purposes, or use disposable ones. If this doesn't work, lock them up, do not give her or anyone else a key. If it really bothers you, take action. Explain to her why both calmly and clearly, but take firm action, boundaries clearly need to be established with your aunt.
mekiswrite 21
Mmm... Gotta love that special taste that live and dandruff add to Asian cuisine.