Darling_Cherry
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I realized that the only male that has ever been in bed with me has been my cat. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
catlady
United States
Today, my cat was in the bathroom when I was undressing to get into the shower. I realized that he was the only male to have seen me naked in the past two months. Then he started scratching the door for me to let him out. FML
Anonymous
Good boy, best boy
Today, I realised that I have a better relationship with my cat than I do with my boyfriend. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I realized the closest thing I've had to an intimate relationship with a female is the one I have with my cat. Even then, she ignores me. FML
LaurahLunatic
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I realized that my cat has been laid more times than me. FML
patronuscat?
Meow!
Today, I woke up in a guy's bed to one of his cats licking my nipples. FML
crazycatlady
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United States
Never enough
Today, I realized the number of cats I currently have is higher than the number of guys I've ever dated. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I was making out with my girlfriend in my room. About two minutes into it, my cat walks in and jumps on the bed with us. Without hesitation, my girlfriend tells me to stop, rolls over, and starts petting my cat. FML
meow
United States
Today, my boyfriend informed me that sharing a bed with me was like sleeping with a seizing cat. FML
Anonymous
Green Bay, United States
Today, I came home and saw my cat all snuggled up with another cat on the sofa. I thought it was the cutest thing ever, until I remembered that I only have one cat. FML
Drafrica
South Africa 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend in the missionary position. Once again, our cat decided to crawl onto his back and stare at me. FML
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devendra_fml 0
your name is quite appropriate, in that case.
PhillyFox 0
This kind of depends on how old you are. If you're like 50 and you still haven't gotten laid even though you want to, then yeah, FYL. If you're 17, then the world isn't going to end if you don't have sex tomorrow.
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Comments (153)
longcat 0
ok then
nam3 0
why arent you in the kirchen
yasmeenjonasx3 0
Cat sex is good too!
kevind23 0
Hurr durr, I'm going to reply to the first post so I'll be at the top of the page
Secret_Fire_King 0
lolz @ #19.. hahahaha.. OP, are you sad because you are lesbian or you are ugly?.. I don't know what to say in reply to your vague "FML".. The only advice I could give is to try having more people sex.. ?!. XD
gomego87 0
YDI for sleeping with your cat.
ilovefatcats 12
same but I'm 11 so it dosent really count
TrollTrollTroll 0
oh boo hoo who gives a shit. now go die
MagneticGuitar 0
Exactly. SO What if you are not getting laid.
ridikulous 0
so wut? sex is very important. wut else do u live for?
TRANscend08 0
I agree. Human goal in life like any other species is to reproduce, why not have fun with it too. I feel bad for you, OP, I'm sure tour purty.
666Broghan666 0
Because FML is not a site for people to complain about bad things that happen to them.
rickilynn 0
148 - That better be sarcasm.
devendra_fml 0
your name is quite appropriate, in that case.
whyevenbother 0
same with me, only genders reversed.
PeacefulWicked 0
Society has nothing to do with sex. Sure, society has...influenced sex, but sex is a natural bodily function that us specific organisms were created to do. We were made to **** and keep the species alive, that's what all things are here to do, that's why they do it. Break it down. Take away money and corporations and educations and expose us as the straight up animals that we are. What's our purpose then? Is it not to reproduce? Nature tells us to.
benshady 0
if ur female i'll be happy to be in bed with u
devendra_fml 0
such high standards!
KillaKingPerrie 4
ill be in bed with you
camaris 0
2- don't be so mean. maybe she's waiting for the right guy. don't be such an ass.
perdix 31
The bad news is that your cat is also gay. He doesn't like pussy, either.
This_Quiet_Storm 0
LOL
PhillyFox 0
This kind of depends on how old you are. If you're like 50 and you still haven't gotten laid even though you want to, then yeah, FYL. If you're 17, then the world isn't going to end if you don't have sex tomorrow.
eeeeeeeeeee 0
At least it wasn't your dad.
ayame_jbomb_2727 0
I agree at least it wasn't your father (the term father is cause any man can father a child few can be a dad to one), I'm scared to let guys to close to me cause of my father, so you have it good. I get guys trying to sleep with me all the time, but I don't know what to do so I ditch them all, even though I am attracted to some of them (the rest are too old for me, sorry to say, but I'm not a gravedigger/golddigger) and I'm not going to be a **** even if I am plastered I still don't want to be a ****. But anyway depending on your age FYL. Unless you are around my age or younger then you still got plenty of time. BTW I'm 18.( I know I need to see a phsycologist but I doubt I will.) So FYL if your older than like 30, I think.