Today, my mom got drunk and told me to leave the house because "I've been mooching off her for too long". I'm 14 and now am sleeping at my friends house. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I came home at 1 am to find my mom sitting on my couch, ranting about how I'm not supposed to stay up this late. I'm 26 and I don't know how she got into my house. FML
Today, my drunken mother told me I'm just like my father and that I don't give a fuck about her. She's living in my home and drinking my wine. FML
Today, my mom laid into me, calling me a selfish bitch, blaming me for my dad not being around and finally that she should’ve aborted me. All because I couldn't get her booze from the neighborhood market she’s been banned from. I’m not even 21. FML
Today, my mom kicked me out of the house because I missed my curfew and overslept at my boyfriend’s house. She said she’d let me back in on one condition: that I was still a virgin. My boyfriend’s parents won’t let me live with him. I’m currently staying in the Walmart restroom. FML
Today, my mum staggered home, piss drunk. When I tried to walk her to her room, she shoved me away and cursed at me for being a "goody two-shoes". She then slurred, "I fucked your mum", and informed me that my mum is a skank. That's good to know, mum. FML
Today, my mom left the house in the morning, leaving me alone. I called and I got no answer. Hours later, she finally answers one of my calls and tells me that she'd been in an AA meeting all this time. Happy, I tell her to come home. She came home drunk. FML
Today, I was kicked out of my aunt's house for being 15 minutes late for her to pick me up. She told me she doesn't want me to come home and left me in a panicked mess. My sister and brother are on her side and refuse to talk to me. I'm now couch surfing. FML
Today, my unemployed mother decided to yet again stay home and drink heavily. So far she's kicked me out of the house, tipped over our sofa, and thrown her vibrator out the window. FML
Today, my mother kicked me out of the house because her new boyfriend needs my room. Evidently he also needs my credit card, passport, and wallet too, because she kept all three, while tossing everything else out on the lawn. FML
Today, my mother sat me down and told me, "I'm not going to lie, I hate living with you. Please get a job and move out." I'm 16. FML
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bennetts211 2
I'd stay at your friend's, if I were you.
olpally 33
wow... your mom is probably an alcoholic... stay at your friends house and stay away from your mom... alcoholics can be abusive... fyl op.. that sucks
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Comments (214)
TalkinSmack 6
get out! ya mooch!
kc1997kc 9
in your case this is an FML. I know people where that would be a blessing. I'm very sorry OP! thank god for friends!
devendarling 5
I was thrown out at 17... it gets better! I promise...
loah 0
really nice mom u have
neonpanda44 0
I feel you Hun, my mom did the same thing to me when I was 12, but I just moved in with my best guy friend Spencer, and as far as I know, it's the best thing that I've ever done, so hopefully the same happens with you:) fyl op, but I'm here for you!
whitesox365 0
^^^ o my god me too! it was nice and warm in there and she just kicked me out... bitches, huh?
jadejazmyn 5
Poor baby. Report her for neglect.
QWERTYCommander 5
Stay at your friend's house. Your mom is a crazy bitch.
j_cat187 20
i hate it when my parents get drunk but at least it isent as bad as my friends mom who dose nasty sh*t. I wasent suppose to see that when i was 10.
AirForce48 2
Call CPS