Today, my mom got drunk and told me to leave the house because "I've been mooching off her for too long". I'm 14 and now am sleeping at my friends house. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I came home at 1 am to find my mom sitting on my couch, ranting about how I'm not supposed to stay up this late. I'm 26 and I don't know how she got into my house. FML
Today, my drunken mother told me I'm just like my father and that I don't give a fuck about her. She's living in my home and drinking my wine. FML
Today, my mom laid into me, calling me a selfish bitch, blaming me for my dad not being around and finally that she should’ve aborted me. All because I couldn't get her booze from the neighborhood market she’s been banned from. I’m not even 21. FML
Today, my mom kicked me out of the house because I missed my curfew and overslept at my boyfriend’s house. She said she’d let me back in on one condition: that I was still a virgin. My boyfriend’s parents won’t let me live with him. I’m currently staying in the Walmart restroom. FML
Today, my mum staggered home, piss drunk. When I tried to walk her to her room, she shoved me away and cursed at me for being a "goody two-shoes". She then slurred, "I fucked your mum", and informed me that my mum is a skank. That's good to know, mum. FML
Today, my mom left the house in the morning, leaving me alone. I called and I got no answer. Hours later, she finally answers one of my calls and tells me that she'd been in an AA meeting all this time. Happy, I tell her to come home. She came home drunk. FML
Today, I was kicked out of my aunt's house for being 15 minutes late for her to pick me up. She told me she doesn't want me to come home and left me in a panicked mess. My sister and brother are on her side and refuse to talk to me. I'm now couch surfing. FML
Today, my unemployed mother decided to yet again stay home and drink heavily. So far she's kicked me out of the house, tipped over our sofa, and thrown her vibrator out the window. FML
Today, my mother kicked me out of the house because her new boyfriend needs my room. Evidently he also needs my credit card, passport, and wallet too, because she kept all three, while tossing everything else out on the lawn. FML
Today, my mother sat me down and told me, "I'm not going to lie, I hate living with you. Please get a job and move out." I'm 16. FML
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bennetts211 2
I'd stay at your friend's, if I were you.
olpally 33
wow... your mom is probably an alcoholic... stay at your friends house and stay away from your mom... alcoholics can be abusive... fyl op.. that sucks
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Comments (214)
bosco4life 7
Thats horriblr
Trilogy 1
That happened to me yesterday nd my dad still wont let me cone back . VDM good luck tho
juybuygo 13
never go back. you'll regret it.
chlorinegreen 27
155 uh how is that not abuse? Do you really think its okay to tell your child, drunk or not, that he/she's kicked out? Maybe not physically but mentally and emotionally abusive. No child deserves that kind of treatment. That mother needs to be reported.
greysfox 6
Poor kid. My mom was sucky like that, too. Don't fear, it does get better. If you have grandparents or aunts/uncles, call them- they should help you.
greysfox 6
Also, CPS if they have that in Canada; you'll be able to get your stuff back that way.
newburton13 26
Do they have social services in Canada?
matildatilda 0
But this website is for over 17's only. U r breaking the law misses.
SecretSeduction 1
I am so sorry. I wish you the best of luck!(:
In_some_bullshit 13
Oh darling, I am sorry to hat that... I was on my own at 14 too. Just Stay Strong and Smile
Shit_talkin_chik 5
Similar thing happened to me at 13. Sorry OP. At least you had a friend to go to instead of a park slide.