Today, my mom got drunk and told me to leave the house because "I've been mooching off her for too long". I'm 14 and now am sleeping at my friends house. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I came home at 1 am to find my mom sitting on my couch, ranting about how I'm not supposed to stay up this late. I'm 26 and I don't know how she got into my house. FML
Today, my drunken mother told me I'm just like my father and that I don't give a fuck about her. She's living in my home and drinking my wine. FML
Today, my mom laid into me, calling me a selfish bitch, blaming me for my dad not being around and finally that she should’ve aborted me. All because I couldn't get her booze from the neighborhood market she’s been banned from. I’m not even 21. FML
Today, my mom kicked me out of the house because I missed my curfew and overslept at my boyfriend’s house. She said she’d let me back in on one condition: that I was still a virgin. My boyfriend’s parents won’t let me live with him. I’m currently staying in the Walmart restroom. FML
Today, my mum staggered home, piss drunk. When I tried to walk her to her room, she shoved me away and cursed at me for being a "goody two-shoes". She then slurred, "I fucked your mum", and informed me that my mum is a skank. That's good to know, mum. FML
Today, my mom left the house in the morning, leaving me alone. I called and I got no answer. Hours later, she finally answers one of my calls and tells me that she'd been in an AA meeting all this time. Happy, I tell her to come home. She came home drunk. FML
Today, I was kicked out of my aunt's house for being 15 minutes late for her to pick me up. She told me she doesn't want me to come home and left me in a panicked mess. My sister and brother are on her side and refuse to talk to me. I'm now couch surfing. FML
Today, my unemployed mother decided to yet again stay home and drink heavily. So far she's kicked me out of the house, tipped over our sofa, and thrown her vibrator out the window. FML
Today, my mother kicked me out of the house because her new boyfriend needs my room. Evidently he also needs my credit card, passport, and wallet too, because she kept all three, while tossing everything else out on the lawn. FML
Today, my mother sat me down and told me, "I'm not going to lie, I hate living with you. Please get a job and move out." I'm 16. FML
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bennetts211 2
I'd stay at your friend's, if I were you.
olpally 33
wow... your mom is probably an alcoholic... stay at your friends house and stay away from your mom... alcoholics can be abusive... fyl op.. that sucks
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Comments (214)
purplegirl7 0
stay at ur friends house!!!
unop 0
I ****** hate bitch parents like that
QueenMab051 0
Well no offense but your mom's a bitch lol.
Bamvytar 0
I'm so sorry you're stick with a terrible excuse for a parent. It happens to the best of us kid... Just stay strong, and do your best so you can live a better life in the future. You don't have to let a bad childhood ruin your happiness for the rest of your life. Hoping for the best for you..
nyoungwv 0
what a bitch move!
kalbrek009 20
if this is real & true, then it's time to call child services & explain your situation & see if she will sign guardianship over to a responsible adult instead of her drunk neglectful self.
unop 0
pretty sure he doesn't want to be an orphan ******
fabcade 14
I think you really need to call social services. your parents can't legally throw you out before you are 18. I hope your mom realizes the mistake she is making.
fabcade 14
sorry just saw it said Canada. don't know if the laws are different then the U.S. I still hope your mom comes to her senses
munkeyboom123 0
im pretty sure thats against the law.
Sushimomo 0
Just because OP's mom is drunk doesn't mean she's an alcoholic. She'll be fine in the morning. I shouldn't say sober, but she will be aware in the morning and let OP back in. Relax, OP isn't getting beat or abused.