Today, my mom got drunk and told me to leave the house because "I've been mooching off her for too long". I'm 14 and now am sleeping at my friends house. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I came home at 1 am to find my mom sitting on my couch, ranting about how I'm not supposed to stay up this late. I'm 26 and I don't know how she got into my house. FML
Today, my drunken mother told me I'm just like my father and that I don't give a fuck about her. She's living in my home and drinking my wine. FML
Today, my mom laid into me, calling me a selfish bitch, blaming me for my dad not being around and finally that she should’ve aborted me. All because I couldn't get her booze from the neighborhood market she’s been banned from. I’m not even 21. FML
Today, my mom kicked me out of the house because I missed my curfew and overslept at my boyfriend’s house. She said she’d let me back in on one condition: that I was still a virgin. My boyfriend’s parents won’t let me live with him. I’m currently staying in the Walmart restroom. FML
Today, my mum staggered home, piss drunk. When I tried to walk her to her room, she shoved me away and cursed at me for being a "goody two-shoes". She then slurred, "I fucked your mum", and informed me that my mum is a skank. That's good to know, mum. FML
Today, my mom left the house in the morning, leaving me alone. I called and I got no answer. Hours later, she finally answers one of my calls and tells me that she'd been in an AA meeting all this time. Happy, I tell her to come home. She came home drunk. FML
Today, I was kicked out of my aunt's house for being 15 minutes late for her to pick me up. She told me she doesn't want me to come home and left me in a panicked mess. My sister and brother are on her side and refuse to talk to me. I'm now couch surfing. FML
Today, my unemployed mother decided to yet again stay home and drink heavily. So far she's kicked me out of the house, tipped over our sofa, and thrown her vibrator out the window. FML
Today, my mother kicked me out of the house because her new boyfriend needs my room. Evidently he also needs my credit card, passport, and wallet too, because she kept all three, while tossing everything else out on the lawn. FML
Today, my mother sat me down and told me, "I'm not going to lie, I hate living with you. Please get a job and move out." I'm 16. FML
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bennetts211 2
I'd stay at your friend's, if I were you.
olpally 33
wow... your mom is probably an alcoholic... stay at your friends house and stay away from your mom... alcoholics can be abusive... fyl op.. that sucks
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Comments (214)
Pufferfish78 5
Wow, some parents never cease to amaze me! Drunk or not she has no right saying that to you. You are her responsibility. If she doesn't want that responsibility, maybe she should learn to keep her legs closed!
sexisgreat8 0
Couldn't agree more to what you had to sayy!!!!!
jane79 0
I agree with you 100% some parents just do the most screwed up things to their kids. I feel sorry for op, his mom needs some parenting classes. Op stay with your friend for a few days and let your mom sober up. If she does it again you should call your dad or another family member to see if they will let you live with them. And I'm not sure of Canadian law but in the USA you can go to court and have them get guardianship of you till your 18 and make your mom pay them child support for keeping you. your mom is wrong drunk or not she choose to have a child and oboe she made that choice she should have realized that entails taking financial responsibility till you are 18. Hope things get better for you op.
SophisticatedJel 0
once your mom is not drunk anymore, go back home and pack all your stuff. when your mom asks you what you're doing tell her about what she told you and that from now on you will live at your friends house. win win(:
drail42 0
eh tell her ull call CPS and she might change her mind lol
sexisgreat8 0
49 I so agree with that!! But keep your head up! & no child deserves to be told that! Your only 14!
CaptainPickles72 18
So what! I was kicked out at 2-years-old! By the time I was 3 I already had a successful pimping business going. Trust me you'll be glad that you got kicked out, it'll make you be more independent in the long run. But to be serious FYL. And to the people who say his mom didn't mean it....... drunken talk= sober thoughts
RobynNichole1 3
yeah they say alcohol brings out the truth in people
ThanksKarma 0
3-So when you really do get kicked out and you write an FML about it we won't hesitate to laugh uncontrollably. Oh and point too.
1molinamatt 5
lmaoooooooo tooo funnny :p but yeah that sucks for u haha
hannybanny 0
how is that an FYL? i would LOVE to live at my friends house! i wish i would get kicked out!
The_Commentor_ 6
Thats a win win situation.
RokNRoll11 9
I guess you could meet her half way while shes drunk by promising to get a job
insidejokeswithm 0
he's 14 dipshit! it's not legal to get a job at age 14.
cgchamp89 7
I believe in some states, you can get a working permit at 14. Also, other countries certainly allow you to work at 14... don't jump to conclusions.
5t3ff1k4h 47
They can be hired for some jobs, but they'll be making student minimum wage. Pittance.
crazyanthonySF 0
88 in san francisco i can get a job at 14 earning minimum( sp check) wage same asmy fdad earns