Today, my mom got drunk and told me to leave the house because "I've been mooching off her for too long". I'm 14 and now am sleeping at my friends house. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I came home at 1 am to find my mom sitting on my couch, ranting about how I'm not supposed to stay up this late. I'm 26 and I don't know how she got into my house. FML
Today, my drunken mother told me I'm just like my father and that I don't give a fuck about her. She's living in my home and drinking my wine. FML
Today, my mom laid into me, calling me a selfish bitch, blaming me for my dad not being around and finally that she should’ve aborted me. All because I couldn't get her booze from the neighborhood market she’s been banned from. I’m not even 21. FML
Today, my mom kicked me out of the house because I missed my curfew and overslept at my boyfriend’s house. She said she’d let me back in on one condition: that I was still a virgin. My boyfriend’s parents won’t let me live with him. I’m currently staying in the Walmart restroom. FML
Today, my mum staggered home, piss drunk. When I tried to walk her to her room, she shoved me away and cursed at me for being a "goody two-shoes". She then slurred, "I fucked your mum", and informed me that my mum is a skank. That's good to know, mum. FML
Today, my mom left the house in the morning, leaving me alone. I called and I got no answer. Hours later, she finally answers one of my calls and tells me that she'd been in an AA meeting all this time. Happy, I tell her to come home. She came home drunk. FML
Today, I was kicked out of my aunt's house for being 15 minutes late for her to pick me up. She told me she doesn't want me to come home and left me in a panicked mess. My sister and brother are on her side and refuse to talk to me. I'm now couch surfing. FML
Today, my unemployed mother decided to yet again stay home and drink heavily. So far she's kicked me out of the house, tipped over our sofa, and thrown her vibrator out the window. FML
Today, my mother kicked me out of the house because her new boyfriend needs my room. Evidently he also needs my credit card, passport, and wallet too, because she kept all three, while tossing everything else out on the lawn. FML
Today, my mother sat me down and told me, "I'm not going to lie, I hate living with you. Please get a job and move out." I'm 16. FML
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bennetts211 2
I'd stay at your friend's, if I were you.
olpally 33
wow... your mom is probably an alcoholic... stay at your friends house and stay away from your mom... alcoholics can be abusive... fyl op.. that sucks
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Comments (214)
Mean_Mr_Mustard 9
if I were you I would talk to the courts. since she kicked you out while you are still a minor she still has to pay for your housing, food, etc. and since she was drunk she verbally abused you while under the influence and she was neglecting a child! Awesome parenting skills...
bianca1123 3
I'm pretty sure that's illegal...go to court or something.
taazer 12
feel sorry for you :(
arshia123 0
I hate stupid ass parents like that. **** them that must suck bro
HunterAlpha1 8
sometimes i wish i had been kicked out when i was a kid. maybe a little older than 14, but i still needed to have been shown the door. now i'm 24, worthless and lazy because my grandpa was too softhearted to make me either get a job or leave.
lizh_fml 9
I wish people would take responsibility for their themselves and stop blaming their parents (or grandparents)
HunterAlpha1 8
i don't blame him completely. i did run away twice, but because of my spinelessness i came back both times. several times i tried to break away, to lead my own life, but each time when i failed i had a crutch to see me through. thanks to that crutch, and my own laziness and weakness, i have gone from being temporarily disabled to crippled.
alex_buhse 0
your luck I was arrested at 2 years old !hahafyl
undisclosed_fml 2
my dad did that to me when I was 15, except he was sober
missjet 0
I am so sorry
kei1108 13
I am really sorry.
RJM_isaBeast 0
Kayla Mavis?