Today, my mom got drunk and told me to leave the house because "I've been mooching off her for too long". I'm 14 and now am sleeping at my friends house. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I came home at 1 am to find my mom sitting on my couch, ranting about how I'm not supposed to stay up this late. I'm 26 and I don't know how she got into my house. FML
Today, my drunken mother told me I'm just like my father and that I don't give a fuck about her. She's living in my home and drinking my wine. FML
Today, my mom laid into me, calling me a selfish bitch, blaming me for my dad not being around and finally that she should’ve aborted me. All because I couldn't get her booze from the neighborhood market she’s been banned from. I’m not even 21. FML
Today, my mom kicked me out of the house because I missed my curfew and overslept at my boyfriend’s house. She said she’d let me back in on one condition: that I was still a virgin. My boyfriend’s parents won’t let me live with him. I’m currently staying in the Walmart restroom. FML
Today, my mum staggered home, piss drunk. When I tried to walk her to her room, she shoved me away and cursed at me for being a "goody two-shoes". She then slurred, "I fucked your mum", and informed me that my mum is a skank. That's good to know, mum. FML
Today, my mom left the house in the morning, leaving me alone. I called and I got no answer. Hours later, she finally answers one of my calls and tells me that she'd been in an AA meeting all this time. Happy, I tell her to come home. She came home drunk. FML
Today, I was kicked out of my aunt's house for being 15 minutes late for her to pick me up. She told me she doesn't want me to come home and left me in a panicked mess. My sister and brother are on her side and refuse to talk to me. I'm now couch surfing. FML
Today, my unemployed mother decided to yet again stay home and drink heavily. So far she's kicked me out of the house, tipped over our sofa, and thrown her vibrator out the window. FML
Today, my mother kicked me out of the house because her new boyfriend needs my room. Evidently he also needs my credit card, passport, and wallet too, because she kept all three, while tossing everything else out on the lawn. FML
Today, my mother sat me down and told me, "I'm not going to lie, I hate living with you. Please get a job and move out." I'm 16. FML
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bennetts211 2
I'd stay at your friend's, if I were you.
olpally 33
wow... your mom is probably an alcoholic... stay at your friends house and stay away from your mom... alcoholics can be abusive... fyl op.. that sucks
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Comments (214)
EmyB_fml 8
i think your mom is an asshole, it'll get better, don't worry!!
LISS19 2
I would be happy, slumber party !
monagro 22
Maybe you can come back in a bit. Good luck
sketcher28 2
Do you have someone else who could take better care of you? You should have a responsible adult looking after you, not an alcoholic or an asshole.
alexg823 0
73 - At least you weren't almost sliced by the knife piercing my mommy!
NegativeFreak 0
im no police .... but im sure that is illegal , but having said that i wish you the best at your friends ! i would never speak to your drunk ass mom as long as you lived !!!
philitron128 0
you make me lolz but I'm 16 and I've got three months according to my dad
Ckoh23 7
let me ask, will you all take her in knowing that her mother said that to her?
aemt2bob 2
I got kicked out at 14 by an abusive. I quit school and had to lie about my D.O.B to get a job.
Magnimus 4
My family disowned me when I was 19. I am now 36, and we've made up; but my daughter's mother won't let them meet my daughter because she figures they'd be a bad influence. My mother died without meeting her granddaughter, and it's looking like my father probably will too. What goes around comes around.