Today, I told my husband that I thought we were old enough to not need sex anymore. His immediate response was, "In that case, I'm not too old to be single." FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I jokingly asked my husband at what age does he think we’ll stop having sex. His instant response was, “Dunno, at what age do you want to be divorced so I can remarry a woman half your age who still rides cowgirl?” FML
Today, the love of my life, and long term partner, sat me down and told me that he feels so comfortable in our relationship that he no longer feels the need to have sex with me, and he doesn't think that that will ever change. FML
Today, my husband of 30 years told me that he thought we should 'just be friends'. FML
Today, it's my 2-year wedding anniversary. It also marks 2 years since my wife told me, "We're married now we don't need to have sex anymore." FML
Today, my wife uttered the soul-crushing words, "But we're married now, why would we have sex?" FML
Today, I told my husband that it makes me feel unattractive and undesirable that I’m the only one to ever initiate intimacy. Not just sex, but also basic affection like hugging and kissing. His response? "Oh." FML
Today, I've reached the age as a sexless loser where my family no longer tells me to find a "single lady" but rather a "single mother". Thanks for reminding me everyone else had fun in their twenties. FML
Today, I was discussing with my husband about how it was time I stopped taking birth control so we could have a baby. He looked at me and said sincerely, "We're a little young to be having kids, don't you think?" He's 35 and I'm 32. FML
Today, my husband told me he'd changed his mind and no longer wants children. We already have two kids. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he’s no longer interested in sex with me, as he just can't be bothered. FML
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Top comments
Wadlaen 24
You may not need it, but you may still enjoy it ..
L0life29 6
you actually thought he’d agree to this!?!?
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Comments (11)
Wadlaen 24
You may not need it, but you may still enjoy it ..
emmalou 19
Sounds like you don't need it, see ur Dr. maybe it's your hormones
wrecklesswfire 3
I’m with your husband on this one
karan7991kumar 6
why remove the possibility forever? do what other women do, agree to do it once a week and then say you have a headache
L0life29 6
you actually thought he’d agree to this!?!?
Thaylok 17
There is a real difference between maturbation and actual serial intercourse for both men's and women's health. Unilaterally removing that option from the table will not be good for your marriage. Maybe you want/need to spice things up some? Try an adult toy store where you both can find some fun. Your alternatives were presented, divorce, infidelity and or an all around unhappy marriage.
Crowned Sataness 12
yeah that's not really a thing. libido may drop but there's no age where it's like ok we don't need this anymore. if you don't fill that need, don't be surprised when he goes somewhere else
Lffayen 4
If you really want to know the age when people stop having sex, look up STD outbreak news nursing home and you'll get the real answer is not until death.
karan7991kumar 6
do you really don’t want to do it or do you not want to do it with him?
dreams2383 20
people are still having sex in their 80's. I don't know how old you are but you need to go to a doctor or maybe you should be single because you two are not sexually compatible anymore.