sucks_brah
United States
Today, my mom got drunk and decided to unwrap all my Christmas gifts and throw them at the wall. Ho, ho, ho. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Julie
East Brunswick, United States
Today, I woke up to find our Christmas tree knocked over, unwrapped presents scattered everywhere, and my mom passed out on the sofa with a bottle of booze. Merry Christmas. FML
laststand11
Reserved
Today, I received a very expensive bottle of wine for Christmas. My alcoholic mother snuck into my house while I was out and drank the whole bottle. FML
FunTimes
Canada
Today, my mom got drunk and tried to push me off a ladder. FML
Anon
United States
Today, I thought my mom and I could put aside our differences and open our Christmas presents. When she opened mine, she turned to my dad and said she didn't want the present, so I could give it to someone else. 'Tis the season. FML
Mandy93
Reipoltskirchen, Germany
Today, my mother has stooped to a new level of "hiding" Christmas gifts. She now just dumps them in the middle of the floor and says, "Don't look at them." If she even thinks I'm glancing in the direction of the pile, she will burst into a manic rage, and yell at me for "ruining the surprise." FML
John Nani
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Merry Christmas!
Today, it's Christmas Day. Normally, my family would be opening gifts right now. Instead, my mom is holding our gifts hostage until we clean the house. Apparently, "The presents aren't going anywhere." FML
anonymous
Minneapolis, United States
Today, I discovered my mom has been using my credit card to buy everyone's Christmas presents. FML
Deadcat101
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Winnipeg, Canada
Home sweet home
Today, my unemployed mother decided to yet again stay home and drink heavily. So far she's kicked me out of the house, tipped over our sofa, and thrown her vibrator out the window. FML
imahater07
Today, my family decided to break tradition and wake up at midnight to open presents. I didn't find out until I went downstairs to get a glass of water in the middle of the night, and found wrapping paper and empty boxes everywhere. FML
ouch
United States
Today, my mom got drunk and punched me in the nose, then yelled at me for bleeding on the carpet. FML
Top comments
Entheatus 13
Unwrap all her Christmas presents and throw them at her face.
DynamicDave 11
Calling your mom a ho? lol
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Comments (65)
NoKittyMyPotPie 3
this made me laugh !
Fireunseen 0
Least you didnt get a puppy
MikuHatsune_fml 0
aww that sucks open hers
foodlover123 0
ho ho ho is wat she is
terrags 0
hahaha that is funny as **** and grimgothicangel i cant tell gay dude or carpet muncher?
i8thelastcookeii 0
Well, YDI. Because: You were cheesy and at the end put Ho, Ho, Ho. THAT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE!! (not really sense, anyway.) when you could have ended it more cleverly and made yourself not look like some retard by saying "Merry Christmas." Would have been simpler. I'm sorry for being the one to point this out, but its true!!
Iellwen 12
Ahh, I just love it when people like you are dead sure THEIR "truth" is the ultimate, universal truth... Thanks for making the world a tolerant place...
amaruq 0
don't talk about you're mother that way op.
KaylieBieber13 0
LMFAOO!!! what did u get???