sucks_brah
United States
Today, my mom got drunk and decided to unwrap all my Christmas gifts and throw them at the wall. Ho, ho, ho. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Julie
East Brunswick, United States
Today, I woke up to find our Christmas tree knocked over, unwrapped presents scattered everywhere, and my mom passed out on the sofa with a bottle of booze. Merry Christmas. FML
laststand11
Reserved
Today, I received a very expensive bottle of wine for Christmas. My alcoholic mother snuck into my house while I was out and drank the whole bottle. FML
FunTimes
Canada
Today, my mom got drunk and tried to push me off a ladder. FML
Anon
United States
Today, I thought my mom and I could put aside our differences and open our Christmas presents. When she opened mine, she turned to my dad and said she didn't want the present, so I could give it to someone else. 'Tis the season. FML
Mandy93
Reipoltskirchen, Germany
Today, my mother has stooped to a new level of "hiding" Christmas gifts. She now just dumps them in the middle of the floor and says, "Don't look at them." If she even thinks I'm glancing in the direction of the pile, she will burst into a manic rage, and yell at me for "ruining the surprise." FML
John Nani
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Merry Christmas!
Today, it's Christmas Day. Normally, my family would be opening gifts right now. Instead, my mom is holding our gifts hostage until we clean the house. Apparently, "The presents aren't going anywhere." FML
anonymous
Minneapolis, United States
Today, I discovered my mom has been using my credit card to buy everyone's Christmas presents. FML
Deadcat101
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Winnipeg, Canada
Home sweet home
Today, my unemployed mother decided to yet again stay home and drink heavily. So far she's kicked me out of the house, tipped over our sofa, and thrown her vibrator out the window. FML
imahater07
Today, my family decided to break tradition and wake up at midnight to open presents. I didn't find out until I went downstairs to get a glass of water in the middle of the night, and found wrapping paper and empty boxes everywhere. FML
ouch
United States
Today, my mom got drunk and punched me in the nose, then yelled at me for bleeding on the carpet. FML
Top comments
Entheatus 13
Unwrap all her Christmas presents and throw them at her face.
DynamicDave 11
Calling your mom a ho? lol
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Comments (65)
Towelie_31 0
Well that sucks... I do concure FYL.
Tigg3r 3
OP's mom FTW!!!
DynamicDave 11
Calling your mom a ho? lol
sublime93 0
The ho, ho, ho was lame
BangOut 2
stfu, ho ho ho was awesome
micery 0
yeah, it was awesome! Sorry that had to happen OP...
djack0113 0
Your lame
relyo 0
Since she's that drunk, beat the shit out of her and when she wakes up just tell her she fell down. That way you feel better.
ImASHMARTcookie 0
LOL that could work consider it in the future
jujujube 0
you cant beet up ure mum
MissIndependent2_fml 0
you also can't spell.
grimmelok 0
This makes me sad. My dad spent the money for my Christmas present on drugs. : I am sorry OP.
Kervik 0
Oh, crap, that's horrible. I have never heard a story like that . . .
richman000 0
that's messed up!
briansdae 0
Hahahahahahaha that's actually really funny!
quinnteh 0
All the people who think this is funny should get somebody to do it to their presents. That way they can join in the fun too.
wizzard_fml 0
well.. she did post it on a lolz website... maybe she's mature enough to want to laugh about it rather than be pitied and share sorrow... if she wanted pity and sorrow she should have posted on "End my life" or something like that. This is Fmylife so FHL with added lolz. If she posts it here and wants people to laugh about it with her...well... lolz :)
TheLoneWolf87 4
Give her a poo flinging monkey for Christmas.