Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my mom gave me a talk on safe sex. During a three hour car ride. With my friends in the back seat. FML
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Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my mom tried to give me the sex talk, while I was mounting my boyfriend. FML
bitchasaurusrex
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was driving with my mother. The ride was 2 hours long. For the first hour, she talked about how uncomfortable sex is the first time. For the second, she talked about how I should take accordion lessons. FML
Anonymous
United States
Make it stop, please
Today, I had to listen to my mom give a detailed description of her date last night to her friends via speakerphone... while I was trapped in the car with her. When I pointed out that I was still in the back seat, she scoffed and told me, "I have a sex life, deal with it." FML
jared77
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my mom decided to give me a bloodcurdlingly graphic sex talk. On a plane. I'm 23. FML
Tripp
Bad start
Today, I sat my mom down to tell her I was pregnant, but before I could say anything, she started to lecture me on safe sex. I don't see this ending well. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
The talk
Today, my mother had "The talk" with me about sex. I spent the entire time confused as to what brought this up, until she mentioned she had found a used condom in the backseat of the car. I haven't had any action in it, and have no idea whose it was. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Stop talking, stop talking now
Today, I went out of town with my mother-in-law. I don't know what possessed her to start questioning me about her son's and my sex life. When I told her I wasn't talking about that, she began to discuss her and my father-in-law's bedroom habits. The car ride was two hours. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Advice time
Today, my grandmother gave me a sex talk on how I should take "precautions", right in the middle of a packed bus station. I'm 21. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Don't wanna know
Today, my dad gave me the dreaded sex talk, but he got sidetracked and started talking about how good my mum was in bed. FML
PPP
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I overheard my mom giving my 6-year-old daughter the sex talk. FML
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TomFantastic 0
My mum's too scared to give me a sex talk because she can't work out if I'm gay or straight. I find it hilarious to mince around but then bring girls home, and it confuses her no end so I think she'd rather just not know what I'm up to, good times :D
HarrietPotter 1
Oh no...sounds like the kind of thing my dad would have done.
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ChampagneAngel87 0
Dude moms do that shit. My mother used to do it all the time when I was younger and had my closest friends over. There was even a time when she planned a girls night for me, my best friend, my best friend's mother, and another friend just so she could give a lecture about abortions in an attempt to convince my friend's mother to make her get one if she ever got pregnant too soon.
Layneebby 0
My boyfriends' mom did that all the time. I know wayyyy more about her than i need to.
rookiegrl78 0
Haha, awkward much?
Honda288 2
Haha ouuuch
Hugorgy 0
At least you're informed. Some parents don't tell their kids jack shit about sex, thinking the Sex. Ed. class in school will be informative enough, which is usually just preaching ABSTINENCE! (How unhelpful for the real adult world) Though it wasn't really the best place or time (your friend being there and all) be glad she actually went through with the talk. I doubt she wants any grandchildren while you're a teen, so listen to what she said instead of spazzing because your friend was there.
Orangething 0
I'm sorry but it is kind of funny
Crazypeeman 0
That sucks, but its funny
jnic 0
Oh well, consider yourself blessed compared to people with parents who get extremely angry about even the idea of sex entering their kids' minds. She loves you, is willing to give you some freedom, wants to educate you and make sure you're safe, and isn't embarrassed about that. It's still awkward that she found enough to talk about it for a whole three hours, but eh, it could be a lot worse.
0_JADE_0 0
lol think yourself lucky.. my sex talk was when i was 14. it was between me n mum in the care on the way to my new boyfriends house, we'd been together for a week and i hadnt even kissed a guy before.. the opening line was "now, you know you can get pregnant if you have sex"
ayashe 2
Well, at least it wasn't one of those you will burn in hell talks.