Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my mom gave me a talk on safe sex. During a three hour car ride. With my friends in the back seat. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my mom tried to give me the sex talk, while I was mounting my boyfriend. FML
bitchasaurusrex
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was driving with my mother. The ride was 2 hours long. For the first hour, she talked about how uncomfortable sex is the first time. For the second, she talked about how I should take accordion lessons. FML
Anonymous
United States
Make it stop, please
Today, I had to listen to my mom give a detailed description of her date last night to her friends via speakerphone... while I was trapped in the car with her. When I pointed out that I was still in the back seat, she scoffed and told me, "I have a sex life, deal with it." FML
jared77
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my mom decided to give me a bloodcurdlingly graphic sex talk. On a plane. I'm 23. FML
Tripp
Bad start
Today, I sat my mom down to tell her I was pregnant, but before I could say anything, she started to lecture me on safe sex. I don't see this ending well. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
The talk
Today, my mother had "The talk" with me about sex. I spent the entire time confused as to what brought this up, until she mentioned she had found a used condom in the backseat of the car. I haven't had any action in it, and have no idea whose it was. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Stop talking, stop talking now
Today, I went out of town with my mother-in-law. I don't know what possessed her to start questioning me about her son's and my sex life. When I told her I wasn't talking about that, she began to discuss her and my father-in-law's bedroom habits. The car ride was two hours. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Advice time
Today, my grandmother gave me a sex talk on how I should take "precautions", right in the middle of a packed bus station. I'm 21. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Don't wanna know
Today, my dad gave me the dreaded sex talk, but he got sidetracked and started talking about how good my mum was in bed. FML
PPP
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I overheard my mom giving my 6-year-old daughter the sex talk. FML
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TomFantastic 0
My mum's too scared to give me a sex talk because she can't work out if I'm gay or straight. I find it hilarious to mince around but then bring girls home, and it confuses her no end so I think she'd rather just not know what I'm up to, good times :D
HarrietPotter 1
Oh no...sounds like the kind of thing my dad would have done.
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FoundManyLemons 0
Have you seen some of the dumb sex FMLs around here? Be glad you have a mom that cares. YDI, in a good way.
dontknowspanish 0
You're lucky. my "sex talk" was from my elementary school's sexual education class
Quiopa 0
Just tell your mom that you already know if's thats not the case suck it up!
vikki80 0
I'm calling fake there no way any mom would do that.
MyMichaelJackson 0
haha poor thang. F your life. for real. wait. don't F it. safe sex, remember?
MyMichaelJackson 0
haha oh. btw. I've never had the sex talk with my parents. and never will. they feel awkward.
loveyahun 0
Lmao nice.
starlightwater 0
At a sleepover when I waas 12, my mom decide to give me and 10 of my friends 'the talk' /shame/
SpyderMonkee 0
You're not alone. That happened to me, except I was with my girlfriend. :/
ilovemydoodle123 0
omg I'm so sorry your life sucks:(