My mum's too scared to give me a sex talk because she can't work out if I'm gay or straight. I find it hilarious to mince around but then bring girls home, and it confuses her no end so I think she'd rather just not know what I'm up to, good times :D

Oh no...sounds like the kind of thing my dad would have done.

wow that sucks; and i thought my mom was retarded

Embarrassing much! I'd be mortified... sucks to be you!

she did not

My mom gives me that talk ALL THE TIME And she usually ends it with "dick is good" :P

The biggest question: were your friends the same sex as you or not? FYL either way.

i think your mom is great! hahaha

yeah coz every1 wants to think about their parents having sex

@#74: I'd like to know that too. @#60: damn you're prude. why shouldn't teenagers have sex, as long as it's safe?how old where you when you had your first time? probably like 30 or something, am I right..

I'm glad your mom is taking the interest to keep you informed, but she has no right to do that to other people's children. I understand you are mortified about it---I, personally, wouldn't be...but its not her place to tell other people's children about sex...I'm sure it is possible they needed the discussion as it is most likely the case they aren't getting it at home...but that pisses me off. If someone told my children about sex with out my consent(no matter how old they were) they'd be in a hell of a lot of trouble with me. I'm all about education, I never lie to my children, they are young and don't believe in stupid shit like the stork, easter bunny or santa, when my eldest at 6 asked me where babies came from I gave him the facts...scientifically of course--I don't think he understands anything besides babies grow in their mommy's stomachs...but the other stuff can be saved for when he's a bit older.

Wow, I wonder what your friends reaction were.