Today, our bus crashed and my boyfriend, who I'd already caught ogling the blonde next to us, threw out his hands and stopped the blonde from falling over. Meanwhile I, with hands full of shopping, was left to smash my teeth into the chair in front of us, breaking 4 incisors. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was saying goodbye to my boyfriend before I got on my bus. As I turned to get on, the door closed on my face. I knocked on the door. The driver looked at me, and while still staring at me, drove off. FML
Today, I sat right next to the door on the bus. When I went to get up, a man tripped and pushed me down the exit door stairs. I fell down and broke my ankle. While tending to my ankle, the bus doors closed and my backpack with my laptop, notes and calculator drove away. FML
Today, I got on the bus. Before I could make it to a free seat, the driver hit the gas, and the sudden movement caused me to stumble and accidentally grab onto another passenger for support. She didn't appreciate this, accused me of molesting her, and got me thrown back off. FML
Today, after seeing a cute girl on the bus, I tried to look cool by flipping my hair, only to smack the side of my head into the bus window. FML
Today, I was riding up an escalator in the mall in uncomfortable high heels. While adjusting my bag I suddenly lost my balance and began flailing wildly. In desperation I hurled forward and ended up grabbing a teenage boy's buttocks and was promptly slapped by his girlfriend. FML
Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend on the hotel lobby's couch. We were not paying attention to anything but each other. Apparently, someone tied our shoes together. I stood up and faceplanted into a pool table. I'm now missing two teeth. FML
Today, I was sitting on the bus and as I'm quite short my legs were dangling. Some guy, who wasn't looking where he was going, tripped over my foot and went flying. He and everyone else on the bus glared at me like it was deliberate. The man next to me even changed seats in disgust. FML
Today, I was riding the bus home from college. I was standing in the aisle and there was a rather cute girl sitting next to me. The bus came to an abrupt stop, I tripped, and fell into her lap. She shrieked, "Eww! Get off me!" and shove me onto the floor of the bus. Nice to know I'm revolting. FML
Today, while I was on the bus, my foot fell asleep. When we arrived at my stop, I stood up and limped to the front of the bus. As I walked down the steps, I tripped, fell, and smashed my nose into the ground. The driver just laughed and drove away. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided it would be fun to sit on my lap. In the process he landed on me so hard that he made me hit my head. Then when he turned around his elbow smacked into my nose causing it to break. FML
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MidnaLink 35
I do hope, one you managed to get up, you proceeded to smack him multiple times with the shopping bags.
Bogrbon 27
@Hangryko - you can't sue someone for failing to protect you from an accident they didn't cause. Unless the BF was the bus driver, she can't sue him.
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MidnaLink 35
I do hope, one you managed to get up, you proceeded to smack him multiple times with the shopping bags.
Hangryko 32
Sue him for medical and dental expenses. Oh, and dump him.
Bogrbon 27
@Hangryko - you can't sue someone for failing to protect you from an accident they didn't cause. Unless the BF was the bus driver, she can't sue him.
Hangryko 32
@Bogrbon - In that case, suing for emotional distress may cover her dental bills.
mattiagardin 15
Sue him with no cause? 😂😂
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
In America you can always sue. You just won't win.
RichardPencil 32
Yikes! If the blonde lost 4 teeth, you might become competitive. You need to set your sights lower.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Sounds to me like the relationship crashed as hard as the bus. I do hope you mean ex-boyfriend.