Today, my mom friended all my friends on Facebook then thought it'd be a good idea to try and act like a teen so she'd be considered 'cool'. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I logged onto Facebook and found out that my own mother unfriended me because she didn't want her new boyfriend to know that she had a daughter. FML
Today, my mother hacked my Facebook and broke up with my boyfriend and pretended to be me. She told him if he ever talks to me again, she'll call the cops. FML
Today, I found out my mom pretended to be me and had AIM conversations with my boyfriend. FML
Today, I was on the toilet, when my Mom thought it would be a fun idea to barge in, take a picture of me, post it on Facebook, and tag me. FML
Today, my mum rejected my friend request on Facebook, again. Even my high school friends are friends with her. FML
Today, my girlfriend "accidentally" set her relationship status to "single", and 20 of my friends "liked" it, including my mom. FML
Today, my 11 year-old sister unfriended me on Facebook because I'm not "cool enough" to be seen on her profile. FML
Today, my mom added me on Facebook. She wrote on my wall, for the whole world to see, "Why are you swearing on the internet?! You're grounded". FML
Today, I found out that my mom uses my Facebook account more than I do. FML
Today, I found out that the vacation my mom has been planning to "repair our relationship" was just an opportunity to change her Facebook profile picture. FML
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Top comments
CalCommando 6
She's an ignoramoose.
Red_Wing_Nut44 14
Oh good God that's every teen's worst nightmare!
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Comments (105)
bigtaytay 13
I am so sorry. I know how u feel, my mom keeps trying to friend me, she's done it like 20 times and I reject her each time. Adults are so lame on facebook
bigtaytay 13
Sweet beard...
Dcm210 19
she needs friends too.
KeyboardWarrior 10
No, no they do not.
batummshakalaka 1
It's sad when parents try to 'act young' Not to be harsh, but that's a big problem in our society. When people are young, they want nothing more but to be 'grown up' once they're adults, they spend the rest of their lives trying to be young... Live your life, get it all out of your system, than have kids. But than again, it's Americaaaaaa!
Pudagiah 12
Just wait till she starts saying things like "lol" and "cool story bro". I pity you.
lrgenesis 19
She already uses "lol" and "bro". I fear the day when she starts saying "you jelly?" and actually saying "lawl" like it's a real word.
ILOOVELAMP 0
I feel your pain. My mom did the exact same thing, plus I have to be her friend, and she comments on all my statuses. FYL and FML.
vcguy 6
That sucks my mom does stuff like that cuz she thinks its funny. literally she laughs in my face afterward.
botdffan4 3
I blocked my mom haha xD
ContentDeletedll 0
I'm sorry . I feel you.
BaileySt4 5
Bro, she's his mom...