Today, my mom friended all my friends on Facebook then thought it'd be a good idea to try and act like a teen so she'd be considered 'cool'. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I logged onto Facebook and found out that my own mother unfriended me because she didn't want her new boyfriend to know that she had a daughter. FML
Today, my mother hacked my Facebook and broke up with my boyfriend and pretended to be me. She told him if he ever talks to me again, she'll call the cops. FML
Today, I found out my mom pretended to be me and had AIM conversations with my boyfriend. FML
Today, I was on the toilet, when my Mom thought it would be a fun idea to barge in, take a picture of me, post it on Facebook, and tag me. FML
Today, my mum rejected my friend request on Facebook, again. Even my high school friends are friends with her. FML
Today, my girlfriend "accidentally" set her relationship status to "single", and 20 of my friends "liked" it, including my mom. FML
Today, my 11 year-old sister unfriended me on Facebook because I'm not "cool enough" to be seen on her profile. FML
Today, my mom added me on Facebook. She wrote on my wall, for the whole world to see, "Why are you swearing on the internet?! You're grounded". FML
Today, I found out that my mom uses my Facebook account more than I do. FML
Today, I found out that the vacation my mom has been planning to "repair our relationship" was just an opportunity to change her Facebook profile picture. FML
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Top comments
CalCommando 6
She's an ignoramoose.
Red_Wing_Nut44 14
Oh good God that's every teen's worst nightmare!
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Comments (105)
smdjr61 0
Is her name Demi?
efro4472 1
Lol nice! haha mommy xxx style XD
Bebbo_fml 21
Why would they accept?
TheJester12 15
you must stop this madness before she starts posting about her frustrations concerning her lack of a sex life with your father. this may require a sledge hammer and explanation for how her computer was obliterated in her 20 minute trip to the grocery store.
smallsmerry123 5
Duck lips
melons 44
Goose eyes.
silentbutfunny 0
Whales ****** I can do it to.
EatnBeef 7
She won't be "cool" until she does drugs like all the "cool" kids. No they're not cool.
teague95 16
if you consider your own mother a MILF you have problems
Burrito_Time 5
Stacey's mom has got it going on!!!!!
KatieKayy15 0
let her enjoy the Facebook for a little while. my mom has one and she doesn't even use it anymore because she doesn't understand it and she hates it lol. most parents hate it after awhile. if that doesn't work out, switch to twitter. :P
perdix 31
Maybe someone in your house will finally be cool.
boobalicious99 6
haha woow way to be, mom