Today, my mom found a pack of cigarettes in my pocket. She hates smoking, so she tore every single cigarette to pieces, then emptied a bag of kitty litter on them. On my bed. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mom found my pack of cigarettes. She's now making me go to rehab. I had only smoked one cigarette ever just to try it. I didn't even like it. FML
Today, I found cigarette butts at the bottom of the toaster. My mother has been dropping them in there for I don't know how long. FML
Today, my mom smoked pot in my sister's bedroom while I was at school. When I noticed the stench, she blamed the cat. FML
Today, my mom found my dad's hidden stash of cigarettes. He told her they were mine and now I have to spend two hours at therapy for my "smoking problem" every weekend. I've never smoked. FML
Today, my mom found my weed stash and went berserk, grounding me and saying she's going to have my bedroom door removed. Less than an hour later, I found her laughing and smoking the same stash with my dad in the backyard. FML
Today, I heard my mom sobbing in the bathroom. Concerned, I went in to see what was wrong. I found her sitting on the toilet, pants down and a cigarette between her fingers. When I asked what was going on, she looked up at me and slurred that we'd run out of "shit-wipes." FML
Today, my mom asked me to pull out the load of laundry she'd stuck in the dryer. Instead of clothes, I pulled out my dead cat. FML
Today, I caught my mom eating cat biscuits. We don't have a cat. FML
Today, while driving me to the hospital because I was having an asthma attack, my mother lit a cigarette. FML
Today, I found my mom throwing my very expensive and important medication down the toilet. She thought I was doing drugs. FML
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Top comments
jcrook 0
So, hoover your damn bed and stop smoking.
idkweird 0
Marijuana causes just as many respiratory problems. The whole, "Pot is better for you than cigarrettes," is an old wives tale. The only reason the stats are lower is because some people ingest it without smoking it. Fact is, it's still a mind altering substance that can cause problems. It does have some good medical applications, but that's of course for the people who aren't just abusing it. Smoking anything is bad for you. Period. That's why medical marijuana dispensaries offer a lot of edible alternatives.
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Comments (215)
tomhound666 0
Its funny that people are acting like this is some huge invasion of privacy on the moms part. The person probably lives at home doesn't pay any bills or rent. They don't want to do the laundry and im assuming that this is what happened hear. The person forgot they were in the pocket and when the mom went to clean it turned the pockets inside out and found them IYF for sneaking around with them.
pegasus77 0
Who says its an invasion of privacy? Its mostly either "YDI for smoking" or "Freedom this, her rules that"
bds0688 0
Meh. Probably not the first time the mom has found out. Doesn't make her actions any better though.
kalaemartin 0
and here we have the nerds tryna tell the world about drugs,morons,every body knows ciggerates R bad for you
AmbrosiaFan 19
YDI. Her house, her rules. If you don't want her to do that, move out. If you are a minor you shouldn't be having them anyway. If you are not a minor either move out or put them where she can't get to them. Most likely she smelled your nasty ass smokes and did it for spite. Serves you right. I have ZERO sympathy for someone who wants to contaminate my lungs and litter the roadways by flicking your butts out of the car window.
bobbastard 0
YDI. There's a simple solution here, don't ******* smoke.
BBKat 0
Agreed there.
Fminetoo 0
On a side note, this really isnt about the OP, but about parenting in general. I didnt start smoking until i was 17, mostly because from the age of 12, my parents told me if decided to start smoking, they wouldnt care. It seems like youth now tend to do things out of rebellion, knowing their parents dont like it. Since my parents never told me "No smoking" I never had the perk of "looking cool and rebellious" so i didnt start smoking until i felt like doing it. Im really starting to believe that the trick to parenting is letting your kid have freedoms, and learn right from wrong their own way, and they develope into better people because of it. I was allowed to smoke, so i didnt do it just to be rebelious, i was allowed to drink, therefore, i didnt "binge drink" at my first oppurtunity.
kdb268 1
So what you're saying is that neither way works. You tell your kid not to smoke and he'll do it out of rebellion, or you tell your kid you don't care and, like you, he still ends up doing it? Um, thanks for the lesson?
Fminetoo 0
Take it as you want, i just know that i didnt start doing it at 14 to be "cool."
icanfloat12 0
god i ******* hate those phycho smoking haters. everuone can do what they want. i dont smoke, and dont plan on starting, but tell your mom to **** off
Danzergirl1 0
I love ur mom now. I absolutly HATE smoking
minas23 0
i concur. they shouldnt ban smoking because the world it too over populated anyway. its a good way for natural selection to take place and let the stupid smoking ones more likely to die out. :) woot. darwin FTW
Poke_my_mon 0
Why is it that everytime there is an FML about smoking... people just go off on it?
88crowns 0
because people are douche bags and pot and tobacco are the greatest things to grow naturally out of this earth lol