Today, my mom found a pack of cigarettes in my pocket. She hates smoking, so she tore every single cigarette to pieces, then emptied a bag of kitty litter on them. On my bed. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mom found my pack of cigarettes. She's now making me go to rehab. I had only smoked one cigarette ever just to try it. I didn't even like it. FML
Today, I found cigarette butts at the bottom of the toaster. My mother has been dropping them in there for I don't know how long. FML
Today, my mom smoked pot in my sister's bedroom while I was at school. When I noticed the stench, she blamed the cat. FML
Today, my mom found my dad's hidden stash of cigarettes. He told her they were mine and now I have to spend two hours at therapy for my "smoking problem" every weekend. I've never smoked. FML
Today, my mom found my weed stash and went berserk, grounding me and saying she's going to have my bedroom door removed. Less than an hour later, I found her laughing and smoking the same stash with my dad in the backyard. FML
Today, I heard my mom sobbing in the bathroom. Concerned, I went in to see what was wrong. I found her sitting on the toilet, pants down and a cigarette between her fingers. When I asked what was going on, she looked up at me and slurred that we'd run out of "shit-wipes." FML
Today, my mom asked me to pull out the load of laundry she'd stuck in the dryer. Instead of clothes, I pulled out my dead cat. FML
Today, I caught my mom eating cat biscuits. We don't have a cat. FML
Today, while driving me to the hospital because I was having an asthma attack, my mother lit a cigarette. FML
Today, I found my mom throwing my very expensive and important medication down the toilet. She thought I was doing drugs. FML
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Top comments
jcrook 0
So, hoover your damn bed and stop smoking.
idkweird 0
Marijuana causes just as many respiratory problems. The whole, "Pot is better for you than cigarrettes," is an old wives tale. The only reason the stats are lower is because some people ingest it without smoking it. Fact is, it's still a mind altering substance that can cause problems. It does have some good medical applications, but that's of course for the people who aren't just abusing it. Smoking anything is bad for you. Period. That's why medical marijuana dispensaries offer a lot of edible alternatives.
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Comments (215)
TheDarkCynder 2
My friend asked her dad to quit smoking and he offered her a cigarette. She was 13 at the time.
9ghost4 4
smoking is for people that don't value life
catdog3134 2
ydi for smoking
icychill10_fml 6
tool
kiaralove53 0
Some people are very sensitive to smoking. I lost both my grandfathers who were both smokers to lung cancer. If they died of drinking, I would be sensitive to alcohol.
shopfitch 7
You'll thank your mom later.
CassieStrawbs 7
Tell her to pay you back for the smokes and get you a new bed cover.
Afonya 2
Don't smoke.. Your life is very frail, and smoking won't help you in any way.. Good luck and God bless you :)
bladomas 2
ydi
BrightBrownEyes 11
Good.