Today, my mom found a pack of cigarettes in my pocket. She hates smoking, so she tore every single cigarette to pieces, then emptied a bag of kitty litter on them. On my bed. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mom found my pack of cigarettes. She's now making me go to rehab. I had only smoked one cigarette ever just to try it. I didn't even like it. FML
Today, I found cigarette butts at the bottom of the toaster. My mother has been dropping them in there for I don't know how long. FML
Today, my mom smoked pot in my sister's bedroom while I was at school. When I noticed the stench, she blamed the cat. FML
Today, my mom found my dad's hidden stash of cigarettes. He told her they were mine and now I have to spend two hours at therapy for my "smoking problem" every weekend. I've never smoked. FML
Today, my mom found my weed stash and went berserk, grounding me and saying she's going to have my bedroom door removed. Less than an hour later, I found her laughing and smoking the same stash with my dad in the backyard. FML
Today, I heard my mom sobbing in the bathroom. Concerned, I went in to see what was wrong. I found her sitting on the toilet, pants down and a cigarette between her fingers. When I asked what was going on, she looked up at me and slurred that we'd run out of "shit-wipes." FML
Today, my mom asked me to pull out the load of laundry she'd stuck in the dryer. Instead of clothes, I pulled out my dead cat. FML
Today, I caught my mom eating cat biscuits. We don't have a cat. FML
Today, while driving me to the hospital because I was having an asthma attack, my mother lit a cigarette. FML
Today, I found my mom throwing my very expensive and important medication down the toilet. She thought I was doing drugs. FML
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Top comments
jcrook 0
So, hoover your damn bed and stop smoking.
idkweird 0
Marijuana causes just as many respiratory problems. The whole, "Pot is better for you than cigarrettes," is an old wives tale. The only reason the stats are lower is because some people ingest it without smoking it. Fact is, it's still a mind altering substance that can cause problems. It does have some good medical applications, but that's of course for the people who aren't just abusing it. Smoking anything is bad for you. Period. That's why medical marijuana dispensaries offer a lot of edible alternatives.
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Comments (215)
Platter 0
YDI for smoking. It's also typical of Americans to justify smoking pot. At least tobacco doesn't cause psycosis.
crawfordjs54 0
yeeeess. cancer is such a better alternative
apfunction 0
why wouldn't you hide them??? and jesus people, this fml is about cigs, not pot. although I enjoy both thoroughly =)
Maverick5762 0
If smoking cigarettes didn't produce the second hand smoke that can affect others, it wouldn't be a big deal. But it does. And it also smells pretty nasty. It also wouldn't be so horrible if it was just tobacco people smoked, but companies put all kinds of shit in them, like the tar and what-not. I like drinking often, it's fun and makes for a good time. So I can't just say DON'T SMOKE But when I drink it doesn't permeate the air around and get alcohol into anyone else's blood stream (how cool would that be tho!) All in all, the way they are made now, no wonder so many people hate others who smoke cigarettes. It just seems rude and getting wiffs of smoke outside pisses me off too.
Magniras 0
why in the name of god, if you are old enough to smoke cigarettes, are you still living with your mother?
Maverick5762 0
So the second you turn 18 you should just up and move out? That just sounds like what happens with rednecks with abusive parents =/ Maybe they were still in High School? College? Living at home while you are attending college is really helpful.
bryttanicutter 2
light up one right on her bed
jhumphr 0
smoking smoking smoking... ydi
maddie1 0
wat a waste of kitty litter
TeeHooligan 0
Ydi! Are you legal to do it! And if you are why are you still livibg with her?
trumpetGIRL12345 0
damn ur mom is crazy
sareed 0
You shouldn't of been smoking. Everytime you smoke you take 12 minutes away from your life span.