Today, my mom found a pack of cigarettes in my pocket. She hates smoking, so she tore every single cigarette to pieces, then emptied a bag of kitty litter on them. On my bed. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mom found my pack of cigarettes. She's now making me go to rehab. I had only smoked one cigarette ever just to try it. I didn't even like it. FML
Today, I found cigarette butts at the bottom of the toaster. My mother has been dropping them in there for I don't know how long. FML
Today, my mom smoked pot in my sister's bedroom while I was at school. When I noticed the stench, she blamed the cat. FML
Today, my mom found my dad's hidden stash of cigarettes. He told her they were mine and now I have to spend two hours at therapy for my "smoking problem" every weekend. I've never smoked. FML
Today, my mom found my weed stash and went berserk, grounding me and saying she's going to have my bedroom door removed. Less than an hour later, I found her laughing and smoking the same stash with my dad in the backyard. FML
Today, I heard my mom sobbing in the bathroom. Concerned, I went in to see what was wrong. I found her sitting on the toilet, pants down and a cigarette between her fingers. When I asked what was going on, she looked up at me and slurred that we'd run out of "shit-wipes." FML
Today, my mom asked me to pull out the load of laundry she'd stuck in the dryer. Instead of clothes, I pulled out my dead cat. FML
Today, I caught my mom eating cat biscuits. We don't have a cat. FML
Today, while driving me to the hospital because I was having an asthma attack, my mother lit a cigarette. FML
Today, I found my mom throwing my very expensive and important medication down the toilet. She thought I was doing drugs. FML
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Top comments
jcrook 0
So, hoover your damn bed and stop smoking.
idkweird 0
Marijuana causes just as many respiratory problems. The whole, "Pot is better for you than cigarrettes," is an old wives tale. The only reason the stats are lower is because some people ingest it without smoking it. Fact is, it's still a mind altering substance that can cause problems. It does have some good medical applications, but that's of course for the people who aren't just abusing it. Smoking anything is bad for you. Period. That's why medical marijuana dispensaries offer a lot of edible alternatives.
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Comments (215)
xAvaricex 1
Why the hell are there so many people on here saying you deserve it for smoking? not only is it not anyone's place to tell OP what they should or shouldnt do. but its also idiotic by saying because it will kill you when most things in life have a chance to kill you. it isnt the length of your life that matters but the quality of the time spent alive if OP enjoys smoking the who are we to tell them to quit?
Raivyn_Grimm 9
Your comment actually just restored a little bit of my hope for humanity. Thank you, for not being the supremely prejudiced asshole that all these other people insist on being. On a sidenote, I've decided to stare hitting cntrl-f and typing "ydi for smoking" into every smoking related fml. This one's count = 13.
CallMeBloo 31
Cigs are gross and harmful to the smoker and to others. Also, if you're living in your mother's house, you're subject to her rules. The OP totally deserves that.
trussellx 2
You deserved it for smoking! And suck it up and change your sheets dumbass.
nikkipettyfer 24
Well you're killing yourself soooooo you deserved it
Jennaflamingo 14
Mother of the year award goes to...
supersquirel500 10
I want to say you deserved it for smoking. But open cat litter on your bed went a bit to far.
bigred6693 12
K... I can't even vote on this because you deserved it for smoking, but I don't think you deserved the kitty litter... That's a bit crazy...
backfire10z 14
Well she's right. Don't smoke... YOU WILL DIE OF CANCER
carbonbasedcynic 17
its funny how you guys tell others to be nice yet when it comes to smoking yall are some of the most hateful most intolerant people ive ever seen.
2ponds 5
YDI for being a smoking prick.