Today, my mom decided she wants to try a new family bonding experiment: Being naked around the house for an entire week. She wants us all to eat dinner, watch tv, etc. completely naked. She says she will ground me and my siblings if we don't try it. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I came out of my bedroom to find my mom doing yoga in my hallway. Naked. She doesn't seem to think there's any problem with this. It's my house. FML
Today, my grandma told me she likes to clean the house naked every day. I'm staying there all next week. FML
Today, I was taking a shower after basketball practice. When I got out of the shower I thought no one was home so I thought it might be fun to walk around the house completely naked. I walk downstairs and my mom was eating dinner. Along with 20 other members of her bookclub. FML
Today, after having watched a scare story on the news about heart disease, my mom is now insisting that we have daily, hour-long, family yoga sessions together. I have a job, and barely have enough time to do my homework as it is. I'm going to be grounded if I don't take part. FML
Today, my mom and I rented a hotel room. She decided to go to bed, while I watched MythBusters. Apparently, my mom got hot while she slept. She threw the covers off of herself and pulled up her night-gown. I turned to find out that my mother does not wear underwear when she sleeps. FML
Today, after having bought my daughter a complete set of new school clothes, she threw a tantrum and refused to wear them. I told her she could either wear them, or go to school naked. She made if half-way down the street in the nude before I caught up and dragged her back inside. FML
Today, I decided to tan naked in a secluded part of my yard, so I wouldn't get tan lines. I even felt adventurous enough to leave my bikini and towel inside. This idea backfired however when my mom stopped home from work, assumed I wasn't home, and locked all the doors before she left again. FML
Today, my mom tried to ground me. In the apartment that I own. Because I didn't eat enough of the dinner that I'd made. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom, my dad, Sarah, and Sarah's husband James making dinner in the kitchen. Completely naked. At 2 p.m. They weren't cooking anything to eat. FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents. They thought it would be funny to pretend that they're nudists. FML
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BurnInDemonFire 39
"I'll take the grounding, thanks. I think our bond is as strong as it needs to be."
Ghostrui 31
Is there someone you can talk to about this? I mean, it'd be one thing if the whole family was totally cool with this, but to force your kids into becoming a nudist, grounding those who don't want to sounds...lack for a better word, abusive.
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Comments (33)
karma1221 11
****. that. no pun intended for this one
Paul B. Gyurcsanszky 14
Oedipus called, he’s looking for his mother!
TxKitten79 10
Uh, no. Everyone else needs to simply refuse. point out to your mother that CPS would more than likely see this as a form of sexual abuse.
Tim Carver 9
umm... child services much
acmariner99 25
Ok, then I’m grounded.
EmDizzle2007 28
so what you gonna do with all that free time in your room??
GamerChickxoxo 16
Not sure if nudist or pedobear..... My dad used to walk around naked all the time because he just has no shame, and ive grown up to be comfortable with my body.nudity's nothing to be embarrassed about even tho none of us want to see our family naked.
GamerChickxoxo 16
should order a pizza and see if she answers the door nude
ACCOUNTKILLER 18
Uh a better bonding exercise would be respecting boundaries. Threatening punishment for not participating sounds like sexual abuse.
shamutrainer2b 23
Whelp, guess I’m grounded then!