Today, my mom came home from surgery. Upon arriving home, she flashed a paper in my face and said, "Want to see pictures of my colon?" My eyes are still burning. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I showed my girlfriend some old home videos of me as a kid. My dad must have taped over one though, because halfway through it cut to extremely graphic footage of his colonoscopy. FML
Today, my mother sent a picture that was meant for her husband. I cannot unsee what I have seen. FML
Today, my mom showed my girlfriend a picture of me crying when I pooped in the bathtub. FML
Today, I am recovering from surgery, so even though my mom could burn cold water, I was forced to let her cook for me. Thanks to her cooking, I’ve now shit my body weight in brown water, and I need her help to get on the toilet. She doesn’t always get me there in time. FML
Today, my coworker showed me photos of her anal fissures. I'm not a doctor. FML
Today, I had debilitating stomach cramps and told my mom, but she said she was too tired to take me to the ER. I had appendicitis. Thanks Mom. FML
Today, after having horrific constipation the day before, I finally got the rock hard turd out of my system. Things got awkward as I cried out in pain and my mom asked me what was wrong. Realizing the dining room and kitchen was nearby, I said "Never mind, it's gross!" I think she figured it out anyways. FML
Today, I crawled into my mom's room to tell her my stomach was in massive pain. She ended up throwing me out of the room while spraying me with Lysol. My appendix was about to burst and I needed surgery. FML
Today, after 4 months of no family contact while deployed in the military, I receive an email from my mother. Attached was a picture of a toilet full of green shit, with a message from my mom saying, "Seen neon poo before? Thought I would share!" FML
Today, I had to go to the hospital. While I was there, my mom started hitting on a doctor. Later I saw them making out in the room next to me. FML
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perdix 31
Was she bending over and spreading her ass-cheeks open?
bbedlock_fml 7
Want to see my colon? :
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Comments (79)
kendybendy 6
Ewwww...poor you:/
aruam365 24
To an untrained eye a colon looks like any other part of a human's innards. I really don't see how that's gross?
iluvhobos 5
This isn't gross at all, it's just the human body. Unless of course it was crusty, infected, or gushing with pus.
Tdevonner 0
...im sorry what???...what could they have done in her abdomen that would make her vag look good?...i mean unles she had sum serious prolapse n it looked like her uterus was hangin outta her n they just tacked it back up...but even that is pelvic at best...
aruam365 24
57- Do you not know what a colon is? That's the only way that comment makes sense... a colon is not a lady part. Look up some basic human anatomy.
Tdevonner 0
i see...n thankyou for clearing that up i was talking to u lol
RaggleFrock 13
Why would anyone flash the colon pictures around?
yahoowizard 16
A safer alternative to pepper spray?
thantomaniac 0
Safer physically perhaps...
ClassyCommando 13
Here, wanna see a colon? :
_streets_ 19
Oh you know you enjoyed it.
THE_A_TEEN 28
Unless the OP said "the worst part is that I enjoyed it", then it wouldn't even be on FML.
perdix 31
Was she bending over and spreading her ass-cheeks open?
phoenixslayer69 4
Oh god, that image and you is just.... Turning me on. Is that so wrong?
Torva_fml 16
Nope, just flashing pictures!
deviable 9
At least it's only a picture.
Buttsexpirate 9
Oh the horror!! That sounds disgusting OP.
astralvagan 20
This coming from a guy named buttsexpirate
Torva_fml 16
You guys didn't catch the sarcasm?! You all fail! Buttsexpirate OBVIOUSLY treasures everything involving the anus....
Shadow_Phantom 26
I feel sick... >_o FYL, indeed.
MerrikBarbarian 9
Why? Seriously when they do anything with the colon they clean it fully before hand. It's no grosser visually then looking in your mouth. I've watched my digestive tract on a monitor why I underwent a procedure to remove pre-cancerous lesions. It was neat, not gross at all.
bbedlock_fml 7
Want to see my colon? :
LMFAOallthetime 8
Never finished that face....
tiger8255 13
#60 thatsthejoke.jpg
itsgen 16
Walk away next time.
McDonaldsworker 4
Yikes I really feel sorry for you, just try not to get constipated over it!