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Mr Keller, Texas 29 years-old Single

yomamma787 24 November 2009, 17:11 United States

It hurts when I pee

Today, I was outside, peeing on a cactus. Then all of a sudden my dog jumped on my back, knocking me into the cactus. FML

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Anonymous This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff Bangladesh

Today, while trying to break up with my girlfriend, I somehow ended up begging her not to break up with me. I'm still not sure how that happened. FML

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