Today, my mom baked cupcakes for my visiting grandparents. Later, I saw my grandpa chowing down on them. Even later, my mom demanded to know why there were a dozen cupcake wrappers on my bed. I've essentially been framed by my own grandpa, and am now grounded for a month. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I briefly left my laptop while I went to use the toilet. When I came back, I found "I" had posted on Facebook, calling my mom a "stupid cunt who should just stay in the kitchen." The only other person home at the time was my grandpa. She didn't believe it, and permanently grounded me. FML
Today, my mom tried to ground me. In the apartment that I own. Because I didn't eat enough of the dinner that I'd made. FML
Today, I'm grounded for literally the whole summer because my parents found out that I was still seeing my grandma behind their backs, even though they banned her from ever seeing us again after she spanked my sister. FML
Today, some of my classmates brought cupcakes to celebrate my birthday. I took the leftovers with me after class, and when my mom picked me up from school, she asked, "What are the cupcakes for?" FML
Today, after my mom picked me up from the mall, she asked me what was in my bag from Gap. I wouldn't tell her, and she ended up grounding me. It was her Mother's Day present. FML
Today, my mom hosted a high-school reunion. I had to prepare dessert, while my brother cooked dinner. Being the absolute dickhead that he is, he switched the sugar with salt. All the desserts I made tasted like shit, everyone left, and I got grounded for my supposed prank. FML
Today, I tried to blackmail my dad by threatening to tell mom about the bong and weed he keeps hidden in the garage. Turns out she already knew about it and neither of them give a shit. Now I'm grounded until the new year. FML
Today, I checked my Facebook to find I had been tagged in a bunch of photos from a party I had attended last night. On each picture I had a comment from my mom saying, "You're grounded." FML
Today, I'm a 25-year-old married woman and I'm currently living with my grandfather to take care of him. Today, he grounded me. FML
Today, my psycho grandma yelled at me for being an "immature brat" by not offering to wash the dishes after dinner. I reminded her that when I offered last time, she raged at me for being "condescending." She responded by faking a heart attack and getting me indefinitely grounded. FML
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OMGIFOUNDWALDO 6
How disgusting of you to blame it on your poor old grandpa
nick347b 6
Take your moms secret stash of chocolate and throw the wrappers on his bed.
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Comments (112)
perdix 31
I guess this "Stop Snitching" movement has gotten out of control. You do realize that your grandpa is immune from punishment, even if you ratted him out.
pappuyaer 0
Uve been grounded for one month just for the cupcakes? Dude ur life really sucks
SlenderMan_fml 6
53- or were they. Something tells me they might have a "dash" of somthing extra in there. Man these jokes are getting bladder. I should stop while I'm still a head.
meintx 9
LOL, that sucks. Sounds like gramps was trying to be funny, but it sucks you got grounded for it. He should tell your mom to lighten up.
shockcrow 0
why would u even get grounded for that..
leadman1989 16
Grandpa's trying to get throughout that bucket list... Don't get mad at him you'll regret it if you do. :(
smartypants101 1
that is wat u get for not giving him his hug!
citygurlsleeps11 3
That truly suxs.
radiocaf 29
A month? for a few cakes? that's harsh.
Retired_Panda 7
OK thats just messed up in the extreme lol