Today, I'm a 25-year-old married woman and I'm currently living with my grandfather to take care of him. Today, he grounded me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went downstairs to get a drink and overheard my grandparents talking about me. They spent a good 15 minutes double-team attacking me for my failings as a human being, mainly me not being married with children yet. I'm barely 20. FML
Today, the day after my grandfather's funeral, my grandmother informed me I have 30 days to move out. I've been living with them for four years, helping take care of my sick grandfather. She's already changed the locks and won't unlock the door. FML
Today, my step-mom tried to ground me. I met her just yesterday, when she moved in. FML
Today, my mom lost an argument and tried to ground me. I’m 43 years-old and own my own house, so yes, she actually tried to tell me to stay grounded in my own house. FML
Today, my dad grounded me for not having any friends. FML
Today, my mom baked cupcakes for my visiting grandparents. Later, I saw my grandpa chowing down on them. Even later, my mom demanded to know why there were a dozen cupcake wrappers on my bed. I've essentially been framed by my own grandpa, and am now grounded for a month. FML
Today, I briefly left my laptop while I went to use the toilet. When I came back, I found "I" had posted on Facebook, calling my mom a "stupid cunt who should just stay in the kitchen." The only other person home at the time was my grandpa. She didn't believe it, and permanently grounded me. FML
Today, my mom tried to ground me. In the apartment that I own. Because I didn't eat enough of the dinner that I'd made. FML
Today, I got grounded because I didn't send my aunt a Mother's Day present. Not only is she not married she doesn't have kids. FML
Today, no one warned me that my grandfather was slipping into dementia. I proudly brought my new baby to meet him, only for him to burst into hysterical tears that I was a teenage whore, who’s now brought shame to the family. I'm 30 and married, but he still tried to hit me with his cane. FML
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LilaBear 2
haha. Ignore him. I would. I love my grandfather but if I was living with him to take care of him, there's no way I'd pay attention to him if he tried to ground me :P I'd be like "do you want me to move out? No? I didn't think so."
tokyohenjin 5
So whadja do?
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tokyohenjin 5
So whadja do?
junolee 0
she was too loud playing her xbox
kooner55 0
I love xbox
Jrook 0
did you go out and vote?
ImaginaryFoe 1
Are you allowed to be on the computer right now?
xXSc3n1cXx 0
amen, right? but you do know there is an iphona app too, so u don't hafta be on the computer. ;)
Becca_Blaise 0
sucs*
Becca_Blaise 0
awee that sucs my grandparents r kinda strict too.
Mitchie2126 0
ya what happened
Justin714 1
ydi for being 25 and letting your grandparents tell u what to do
ps2stony 0
ydi for thinking he doesn't have authority over you
Joey7361 0
#29 judging from your pic... yea your grand parents are pretty dam strict alright.
9010649 3
ha
PandasRtheShit 0
TODAY your a 25 year old woman? What are you other days?
JigglesMcThighs 0
left the kitchen.
jarhead321 0
lol, forget to give him his pain meds, that will show him
hannahuk1986 0
lol that's what I was thinking. Reminds me of Stars In Your Eyes.. "Today Matthew, I'm going to be Dolly Parton!"
blitzen123 0
What did you do that made your grandpa ground you?
TryToBeKind 0
Judging from the pic, they need some strict parents/grandparents. No, I don't care that they're probably of age, they need their asses busted for acting like that on camera and posting on the net
mn_mpls 0
tell him you won't change his diapers until he let's you go
paigeatsflesh 11
if my grandpa grounded me I would be like no?
SAM5000 0
lol what did you do
reyemrein 0
I hate FMLs like this. This problem is easy to solve. Don't listen to him. You are an adult. You are taking care of him. This is a YDI for being a doormat.
DS1_fml 0
#59 is a complete moron. No parent or grandparent has authority over an adult.
toxic10uhc 0
maybe he caught her out of the kitchen...
angelkissezxox 3
haha that made me laugh
WhyDoITrust 0
LMAO!!!
skiier4life 1
hey 29, nice boobs.
Becca_Blaise 0
rude I hate when people do that on FML
woofis 0
then don't use that as ur prof pic. @ op: WTF kind of say does ur grandfather have? go throw a party and get wasted, that'll show im
StoryOfTheYear 15
becca that ain't rude when your posting everywere with a pic like that, people like me and him are going to comment on it
antonioohama 0
Up and leave. If he's not your legal guardian, he can't ground you.
WTFLMFAOFML 0
OMG BECCA IS HOT
Becca_Blaise 0
kk I guess so
Becca_Blaise 0
i guess I'll change it
hershey098 0
wats ur grandpas number well mine is (901) 483-4955 that actully is my
Odiny147 0
nice breasts- becca_blaise
StoD_fml 0
try to b more quiet at night!
MidgetMonster 0
if you are married, why aren't you living with your husband, and your pops not living with you? weird shit, indeed
imNotWavy 0
2nd!!!
LilaBear 2
haha. Ignore him. I would. I love my grandfather but if I was living with him to take care of him, there's no way I'd pay attention to him if he tried to ground me :P I'd be like "do you want me to move out? No? I didn't think so."
OmgGuessWhatChic 0
No vaginas allowed
sxychik 4
haha
Eddie_Paints 0
Did you go to your room and pout?
Biohazard41 0
haha
epicfailburger 0
someone musta been a naughty girl.
accnrh 0
does he also spank you?
xTBearx 0
That's just gross...
grimpow_fml 0
gross, perhaps, but funny nonetheless
Becca_Blaise 0
ahahahahaha that's a little gross
loski87 4
lmaoooo
Jimboom 12
Well thats what you get for disrespecting your elders. Just be grateful he didn't bend you over his knee and give you a spanking. :-P
xTBearx 0
D'eww... That's funny, but really gross. OP What did you do to get grounded, anyways?
mn_mpls 0
old people should all live in their crappy gated communities apart from the rest of the world
ringmybell_fml 0
XD
iamchuck 0
You are 25. It's time for you to quit being a brat. This wouldn't happen if you would just grow up already.
daydreamstar 7
OP gave a reason why he grounded her.....
iamchuck 0
Oh, wow, hey, that's great. Thanks for pointing that out.
TheMasterWarlock 0
Attention: Do Not Feed The Trolls.
WhyDoITrust 0
LMAO
paperisuseful 0
and you're gonna listen to him?
CloudEnvy 17
Extremely rebellious to disobey someone you're taking care of.
nuke_o 0
omg cloudenvy! love your pic!
CloudEnvy 17
Cheers.
aFMLaddict 0
hahaha that's... just so sad
blondie007 0
I mean this is the dumbest fml I've read yet... like WTF really! ...WOW....NEXT!