Today, my mom baked cupcakes for my visiting grandparents. Later, I saw my grandpa chowing down on them. Even later, my mom demanded to know why there were a dozen cupcake wrappers on my bed. I've essentially been framed by my own grandpa, and am now grounded for a month. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I briefly left my laptop while I went to use the toilet. When I came back, I found "I" had posted on Facebook, calling my mom a "stupid cunt who should just stay in the kitchen." The only other person home at the time was my grandpa. She didn't believe it, and permanently grounded me. FML
Today, my mom tried to ground me. In the apartment that I own. Because I didn't eat enough of the dinner that I'd made. FML
Today, I'm grounded for literally the whole summer because my parents found out that I was still seeing my grandma behind their backs, even though they banned her from ever seeing us again after she spanked my sister. FML
Today, some of my classmates brought cupcakes to celebrate my birthday. I took the leftovers with me after class, and when my mom picked me up from school, she asked, "What are the cupcakes for?" FML
Today, after my mom picked me up from the mall, she asked me what was in my bag from Gap. I wouldn't tell her, and she ended up grounding me. It was her Mother's Day present. FML
Today, my mom hosted a high-school reunion. I had to prepare dessert, while my brother cooked dinner. Being the absolute dickhead that he is, he switched the sugar with salt. All the desserts I made tasted like shit, everyone left, and I got grounded for my supposed prank. FML
Today, I tried to blackmail my dad by threatening to tell mom about the bong and weed he keeps hidden in the garage. Turns out she already knew about it and neither of them give a shit. Now I'm grounded until the new year. FML
Today, I checked my Facebook to find I had been tagged in a bunch of photos from a party I had attended last night. On each picture I had a comment from my mom saying, "You're grounded." FML
Today, I'm a 25-year-old married woman and I'm currently living with my grandfather to take care of him. Today, he grounded me. FML
Today, my psycho grandma yelled at me for being an "immature brat" by not offering to wash the dishes after dinner. I reminded her that when I offered last time, she raged at me for being "condescending." She responded by faking a heart attack and getting me indefinitely grounded. FML
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Top comments
OMGIFOUNDWALDO 6
How disgusting of you to blame it on your poor old grandpa
nick347b 6
Take your moms secret stash of chocolate and throw the wrappers on his bed.
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Comments (112)
OMGIFOUNDWALDO 6
How disgusting of you to blame it on your poor old grandpa
Keyman1212 14
Your grandpa might not even 'remember' eating them, even if you did confront him about it. Either way, take the grounding as an unfortunate lesson in life: old folks are sneaky bastards.
fatgirllovesfml 0
God damn alzheimer!!
brandon_marsh 4
Wat is this person, 8 years old
tanneriscool 2
Terrible comment ^^
ShroomsOnAcid 17
22, I'm willing to bet you are.
StoryOfTheYear 15
I think OPs mom thinks that OP is mental. Why on earth would she just leave wrappers sitting on her bed if she knew that it would get her in major trouble.
lmfao_shame 9
Your gramps ate a dozen all by himself what a fat shit and your mum thinks you could?
immortal628 20
This is why I'm going to love being an old person.
YourEvilHero 12
cool grandparents. pro tip: steal their depends as revenge
stro88 6
Sounds to me like old gramps did the 3 wheel motion ahaha. You better check yoself before you break yoself.
NurseHolly 3
Is it just me, or is that a really long time to get grounded for eating cupcakes?
monkeys1315 0
Haha your grandpas cool as hell.
FarSide 23
So frame the old goat by taking a shit on his bed. Paybacks are hell.
WeemanIsBack 3
This means your grandpa wants to eat your cupcakes. Incest ftw
jkmoss 0
Yea that sucks
madaoxsan 9
I'm sorry but for some reason that was really funny. I think because I'm sort of manic atm. < maniacal laughter > no, really.
mr_smiley227 0
Snitches get stitches...
6969awesome 0
:D The Amity Affliction, I love them
beezleboss2010 3
Snitches live in ditches
MasenTheNerd 2
Yeah, 'ol grandpa is coming to get ya with his cane.
fr33m3xican 0
it can be worse your grandpa could frame you for other things I'm sure :P
nick347b 6
Take your moms secret stash of chocolate and throw the wrappers on his bed.
Catkam623 27
This depends if ops mom is fat or skinny
seriouslysmashd 11
Why, don't skinny people eat chocolate?
OrgasmicBunnies 9
Old geezer's still got it.
turtleomnom 0
a month isn't too bad, prom isn't until may/June if that's a concern.
Iknoweverything 29
Because prom is basically the only thing that people look forward to? Gee, I guess I month isn't too bad, since OP probably doesn't have other plans, like hanging out with friends, going to non-prom parties, and doing what they wanted to do. But as long as prom isn't until June, who cares!
datguyuno 5
That's cuz u have no friends
wordnerd42 0
Even later later, they blame you for grandpa's constipation.
Mirorbo 27
Just goes to show that growing up is optional.
jonnied23 20
And that's plus one for grandma
Enigmax2514 7
How come? Did granddad undergo sex change? Din think so
jonnied23 20
Oh, I didn't read it right, thought it said grandma. Fail on my part
Enigmax2514 7
D'oh! Those scheming old evil geniuses