Today, my mom baked cupcakes for my visiting grandparents. Later, I saw my grandpa chowing down on them. Even later, my mom demanded to know why there were a dozen cupcake wrappers on my bed. I've essentially been framed by my own grandpa, and am now grounded for a month. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I briefly left my laptop while I went to use the toilet. When I came back, I found "I" had posted on Facebook, calling my mom a "stupid cunt who should just stay in the kitchen." The only other person home at the time was my grandpa. She didn't believe it, and permanently grounded me. FML
Today, my mom tried to ground me. In the apartment that I own. Because I didn't eat enough of the dinner that I'd made. FML
Today, I'm grounded for literally the whole summer because my parents found out that I was still seeing my grandma behind their backs, even though they banned her from ever seeing us again after she spanked my sister. FML
Today, some of my classmates brought cupcakes to celebrate my birthday. I took the leftovers with me after class, and when my mom picked me up from school, she asked, "What are the cupcakes for?" FML
Today, after my mom picked me up from the mall, she asked me what was in my bag from Gap. I wouldn't tell her, and she ended up grounding me. It was her Mother's Day present. FML
Today, my mom hosted a high-school reunion. I had to prepare dessert, while my brother cooked dinner. Being the absolute dickhead that he is, he switched the sugar with salt. All the desserts I made tasted like shit, everyone left, and I got grounded for my supposed prank. FML
Today, I tried to blackmail my dad by threatening to tell mom about the bong and weed he keeps hidden in the garage. Turns out she already knew about it and neither of them give a shit. Now I'm grounded until the new year. FML
Today, I checked my Facebook to find I had been tagged in a bunch of photos from a party I had attended last night. On each picture I had a comment from my mom saying, "You're grounded." FML
Today, I'm a 25-year-old married woman and I'm currently living with my grandfather to take care of him. Today, he grounded me. FML
Today, my psycho grandma yelled at me for being an "immature brat" by not offering to wash the dishes after dinner. I reminded her that when I offered last time, she raged at me for being "condescending." She responded by faking a heart attack and getting me indefinitely grounded. FML
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OMGIFOUNDWALDO 6
How disgusting of you to blame it on your poor old grandpa
nick347b 6
Take your moms secret stash of chocolate and throw the wrappers on his bed.
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Comments (112)
KhronicSmoke 2
Revenge is the sweetest thing next to getting pussy
hoopla12345 0
Thats hilarious, you had to at least have found it funny!
casey4795 0
Why do parents ground us for the stupidest stuff?
MetalcoreMan 0
What a boss
ameliamlu12 6
This completely happened to me! On mothers day 3 years ago, my brother chocolates and then everyone except my grandma went to see my brother's indoor soccer game. When we came back, a whole box of chocolates was gona and the empty wrappers were all in the trsh can, but my grandma blamed it on me and said that i ran into the house when we got back and took them all and ate them. As crazy as it sounds, it literally tore my family apart because my mom told my grandma that she was lying and my grandma refused to admit it and kept blaming me, so my mom doesn't talk to her anymore. It's absolutely insane and unacceptable for a grandparent to do something like that to their grandchild!
bubo_fml 11
Next time, hide his dentures...I used to do that 2 my Gramps & wouldn't give 'em back til he could whistle the "Star Spangled Banner!" He would chase me around the kitchen table & whip my ass w/ his bamboo cane!!
gnick424 3
Wow what a sly old man ... Loll
zlynch37 2
Hell yeah go grandpa!
sciencekidster1 8
A month? For eating cupcakes?
XDisawesomest 0
Haha you have a smart grandpa