Today, I'm grounded for literally the whole summer because my parents found out that I was still seeing my grandma behind their backs, even though they banned her from ever seeing us again after she spanked my sister. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my parents tried to apologize for wrongly grounding me. I told them to go fuck themselves, so now I'm re-grounded. FML
Today, my mom and stepdad finally grounded my horrible, rebellious sister. The problem is that they grounded me as well in order to "keep me in line and make sure that I don't do what she was doing." FML
Today, I was taking a selfie. My grandma saw me, then after smirking to herself, she went and told my parents that I was "doing that sexting thing". They believed her and grounded me, even after I showed that all my photos and sent messages were totally innocent. FML
Today, I was grounded for not agreeing with an article on dating my mom found in a very strict magazine. The article told parents to monitor phone calls, make rumors about their children cheating on people, and not allow their children anywhere but home. FML
Today, my parents grounded me for finding their stash of weed. The irony is killing me right now. FML
Today, my mom baked cupcakes for my visiting grandparents. Later, I saw my grandpa chowing down on them. Even later, my mom demanded to know why there were a dozen cupcake wrappers on my bed. I've essentially been framed by my own grandpa, and am now grounded for a month. FML
Today, I briefly left my laptop while I went to use the toilet. When I came back, I found "I" had posted on Facebook, calling my mom a "stupid cunt who should just stay in the kitchen." The only other person home at the time was my grandpa. She didn't believe it, and permanently grounded me. FML
Today, my parents grounded me because I refused to do my little sister's homework for her. FML
Today, I told my mom about the couple of times that I'd skipped classes during high school. She got really mad and grounded me for a month. That would usually be normal except for the fact that I'm 27 and live in my own apartment. FML
Today, my dad grounded me for not having any friends. FML
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jlc82 14
good for you standing up for seeing your grandma...if you have a job just remember they can't legally call to see if you're there so start throwing in a few days saying you have to work and go see your G-MA
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Vesi 30
Corporal punishment is now (rightfully) recognized as physical assault. You can't just go up to someone and deck them because they were "being bad". Your parents are only protecting you and your sibling(s). As an adult, you can go see grandma all you want but until you are legal age, your parents are responsible for how you are raised. I'm on the parent's side. Sorry kiddo, spankings should *never* happen to children. Ever. They are only trying to protect you.
jlc82 14
good for you standing up for seeing your grandma...if you have a job just remember they can't legally call to see if you're there so start throwing in a few days saying you have to work and go see your G-MA