Today, my mom asked me if I was crying because my boyfriend cheated on me with my best friend. That wasn't why I was crying. My mom knows things before I do. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was crying after having argued with my boyfriend. My mom saw me, she asked, "Why are you crying? Don't you have homework to do?" FML
Today, my boyfriend came over. My mom told him the story about the time she caught me having sex with my ex-boyfriend. My ex is his best friend. FML
Today, my mom walked in on me crying in my room and yelled at me for being a "weak little crybaby." I’d just found out my best friend died in a car accident. When I told my mom that, she said, "Does it look like I fucking care?" FML
Today, I got a phone call from my mother asking me if I was okay. Confused, I asked her what she meant. She then told me that my boyfriend had broken up with me, and she just wanted to make sure I was handling it alright. I had to find out my relationship was over from my mom. FML
Today, I was in my bedroom with my boyfriend and we were kissing. My mom then came into my room and started shouting at my boyfriend for cheating on her. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were talking about times we'd made our mothers cry. She said she'd only made her mother cry once. When I asked when, she said, "When I told her I was thinking about dating you." FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of 3 years cheated on me. I was extremely devastated, and was crying in my room. My mom told me that it’s not a reason to cry. Apparently, “There’s people out there without anything to eat, nowhere to live, and people dying of cancer - that’s a REAL reason to cry.” FML
Today, I called my mother crying, telling her how my husband has apparently been cheating on me for months. To my surprise, she didn't interrupt me or cut me off the whole time. Only when she didn't respond, did I realize she'd hung up a half an hour ago. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me. I tried to hide my sadness from my mom. She still noticed, and tried to cheer me up. She took me to a funeral. FML
Today, I told my mom I was going out to hang out with some friends. She looked me dead in the eye and said, "Don't lie to me." FML
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Top comments
DameGreyWulf 1
What is it with boyfriends/girlfriends cheating with best friends? Seriously? I'm genuinely curious. If you think someone is better than another, then just ******* dump them and go for that someone. People need to grow some pubic hair...
bioagg12 0
haha wow. i hope your mom isnt the best friend!!
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Comments (68)
AAADDD 0
How could anyone YDI this one? "Yeah dude you totally deserved getting cheated on by your best friend and having your mom reveal it to u before you knew about it". Makes perfect sense. So fyl, I empathize.
ClosetCelt 6
This is such a LIE.
DeathMetal666 0
YDI. Nobody gives a flying **** about your life, so do us all a favour and SHUT THE **** UP!!!!!
saze_fml 0
#40 u ******* dumbass, this is fMyLife.com in case u didnt notice. Obviously it will be ppl telling stories about their life u ******* douche
FlaminYawn 0
unless it's a loose *****, then pussy is pretty much pussy. Guys don't compare it's physical attributes really. On the other hand, some dicks are 5, some are 9 inches. So all girls need to focus on is the emotional connection, meanwhile guys don't want a bigger dick ****** their girl..girls have the upper hand.
littlerock_fml 0
But a smaller dick would be okay?
saze_fml 0
god daym u are ******* stupid #41
yaktazuki 0
Probably learned from facebook
jessxoxo28 5
wow, ur mom needs to get a life and mind her own business. and #41- wtf???
aback 5
Either that, or Mom is a devious bitch who hates both your best friend and your boyfriend.
dramakat11 0
WTF, if your mom knew why didn't she tell you right away? If she had just found out then it's ok but if she hadn't then she is a really bad mom.
ithedarkknight 0
YDI for crying because today is jackass day XD
kukopia 0
Just because someone asks about something doesn't mean that thing is 'real' or 'true'. The mom coulda just been asking...