Today, my mom asked me if I was crying because my boyfriend cheated on me with my best friend. That wasn't why I was crying. My mom knows things before I do. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was crying after having argued with my boyfriend. My mom saw me, she asked, "Why are you crying? Don't you have homework to do?" FML
Today, my boyfriend came over. My mom told him the story about the time she caught me having sex with my ex-boyfriend. My ex is his best friend. FML
Today, my mom walked in on me crying in my room and yelled at me for being a "weak little crybaby." I’d just found out my best friend died in a car accident. When I told my mom that, she said, "Does it look like I fucking care?" FML
Today, I got a phone call from my mother asking me if I was okay. Confused, I asked her what she meant. She then told me that my boyfriend had broken up with me, and she just wanted to make sure I was handling it alright. I had to find out my relationship was over from my mom. FML
Today, I was in my bedroom with my boyfriend and we were kissing. My mom then came into my room and started shouting at my boyfriend for cheating on her. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were talking about times we'd made our mothers cry. She said she'd only made her mother cry once. When I asked when, she said, "When I told her I was thinking about dating you." FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of 3 years cheated on me. I was extremely devastated, and was crying in my room. My mom told me that it’s not a reason to cry. Apparently, “There’s people out there without anything to eat, nowhere to live, and people dying of cancer - that’s a REAL reason to cry.” FML
Today, I called my mother crying, telling her how my husband has apparently been cheating on me for months. To my surprise, she didn't interrupt me or cut me off the whole time. Only when she didn't respond, did I realize she'd hung up a half an hour ago. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me. I tried to hide my sadness from my mom. She still noticed, and tried to cheer me up. She took me to a funeral. FML
Today, I told my mom I was going out to hang out with some friends. She looked me dead in the eye and said, "Don't lie to me." FML
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Top comments
DameGreyWulf 1
What is it with boyfriends/girlfriends cheating with best friends? Seriously? I'm genuinely curious. If you think someone is better than another, then just ******* dump them and go for that someone. People need to grow some pubic hair...
bioagg12 0
haha wow. i hope your mom isnt the best friend!!
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OWNTPWNT 0
first
beardo8 0
YDI FOR HAVING A MOM
freezeframefame 0
wow then you deserve what ever karma brings you for breathing
blink182rocks 0
YDI for being born, and FIRST!
iBimmer 0
YDI for having a MILF.
KumoFF7 3
yes you are
Monumentalfail 0
#47 how in the hell do you know her mom is a milf??? And Op you just got cheated on and your fml-ing cause she knew before you???? i think you missed the bigger issue. epic fail. but fyl that does suck
bioagg12 0
haha wow. i hope your mom isnt the best friend!!
plexico 4
That's what I thought, too. You know how they say, "Great minds think alike." That's not really true, great minds think unique, original thoughts. So I say, "We garden-variety assholes think alike." It's a good one this time around. Cheers!
volleyballgirl16 0
lmao thatd suck so bad
fmlbaby_fml 0
That SUCKS! :(
yeaboiii 0
Well thats not a bad thing! now you know!
DameGreyWulf 1
What is it with boyfriends/girlfriends cheating with best friends? Seriously? I'm genuinely curious. If you think someone is better than another, then just ******* dump them and go for that someone. People need to grow some pubic hair...
yeaboiii 0
your into pubes eh? nasty but w/e floats your boat
DameGreyWulf 1
LMFAO oh god, that made my day Well, I was going to say "grow some chest hair" or something, but I thought I'd get those feminists all over me, or people assuming I only meant guys.
kissa12369 6
is more pain if you loose the two of them... but if he goes away was for a reason
9six7four4 0
So what were you crying about then?
fmldude123 0
I really have to know...why do people bother putting "first" on every damn fml? And why do people put YDI on things like this when it clearly is not her fault at all? People can just be so stupid. But it's ok OP your better off without people like them! And I guess your mom is just cool like that :) Don't worry about it too much just move on.
OWNTPWNT 0
I put first for hater comments because they amuse me and the same thing goes for people who say YDI for no reason
fmldude123 0
mmm too bad your comment got buried. nice try though owntpwnt!
OWNTPWNT 0
Oh well :(
divineinstrument 2
@#9: You're new here right? That's just what happens. It's called trolling. People post either their number or a YDI reason which is usually quite shit (occasionally quite funny) to get angry reactions out of other people. A lot of people are learning not to feed the trolls by reacting, but some people just don't have self-control. Here's a list of the full-time trolls (the ones who don't post anything other than troll-posts): Jandersonii M13L0 Chriswashere Bitchisback YDI_bitch
gorguz14evar 0
what about ibimmer ?
DeathMetal666 0
You deserve to have that comment buried for not adding me to the list
sublime93 0
You forgot about that slipknot dude. & fmltroll.
yourmysunshine 0
good one #2! hehe. well your mom is cool...
Diz 0
Your mom is good.
beardo8 0
YDI FOR HAVING A MOM
divineinstrument 2
Even Jesus had a mum
xHaniffax 0
He had a daddy too.