Today, I walked in on my brother having sex with the girl from next door, whom I’ve been in love with for years, but alas she isn’t a lesbian. She’s entitled to date whoever she likes, but my brother knows how I feel about her and seduced her anyway in our shared flat, which was a real douche move. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
Today, I caught the woman I’ve been dating for a few weeks in bed with my brother. We’ve not had sex yet. If she wanted a relationship with him, why not say so instead of wasting my time? This truly feels like I did the work digging the trench, but my brother got to lay the pipe. FML
Today, my girlfriend came over to visit me and my brother at our apartment. I left for just five minutes to fix us lunch. When I got back, she was making out with my brother. FML
Today, I came home early from work and found my brother in my bed with a girl I've never met. Apparently he's been using my house to hook up with girls while I'm gone. FML
Today, I came home to find my brother making out with my girlfriend while taking a selfie. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he was gay and that he is in love with my younger brother. FML
Today, after assuring my best friend that his girlfriend would never cheat on him, I came home to my brother having loud sex with my best friend's girlfriend. FML
Today, I found out that the guy I like was only coming to my house to get closer to my brother. FML
Today, I found a piece of erotic fiction on my brother's computer. It involved two lesbian teenagers, who just so happened to have the same names and physical descriptions as my sister and me. FML
Today, I realized how absolutely shitty my family is when my brother brought home his third girlfriend this week. They all smiled in her face, knowing full well my brother is a cheating asshole. Not to mention, she’s pregnant with his kid. I wasn’t allowed to date til I moved out. FML
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cacheson 42
She very clearly stated she’s upset about her brothers behavior, not anything about the girl.
RichardPencil 32
Just think of it as a win for your family. You were getting nowhere after years of pursuit, but your brother took it to the hole and scored. Yay, Family!
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Plop 17
Time to find out who your brother is really into, and get her to experiment with muff diving.
Jon Tessler 14
so you are mad because a female won't conform to your ideal about her. also stop looking for unrequited love.
cacheson 42
She very clearly stated she’s upset about her brothers behavior, not anything about the girl.
Jon Tessler 14
no reason for her to be upset. unless she told her brother to "never go after her because it will upset me", her brother is free to do as he pleased.
RichardPencil 32
Just think of it as a win for your family. You were getting nowhere after years of pursuit, but your brother took it to the hole and scored. Yay, Family!
bobsanction 18
Get back at him by banging his mom.
Peter Hubbard 5
he should have talked to you about and respected his relationship with you over the relationship of someone that wasn't family
xxcutekatxx2 13
That sucks but it happens. I'm trying to work out if you're lesbian though and wanted her to be as well.. or if you're a male and she's told you she's lesbian so you wouldn't pursue her.
JackWood 21
Why would you **** block your brother like that?
Jonkbaby 23
Idk. He isn't dating her, at least from what I can tell from this post. Idk
Dustmop 18
I'd be moving out asap, there's so many other women he could go for and he chooses to go for the one that hurts his sister.