Today, my mom added me on Facebook. She wrote on my wall, for the whole world to see, "Why are you swearing on the internet?! You're grounded". FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I checked my Facebook to find I had been tagged in a bunch of photos from a party I had attended last night. On each picture I had a comment from my mom saying, "You're grounded." FML
Today, I briefly left my laptop while I went to use the toilet. When I came back, I found "I" had posted on Facebook, calling my mom a "stupid cunt who should just stay in the kitchen." The only other person home at the time was my grandpa. She didn't believe it, and permanently grounded me. FML
Today, I logged onto Facebook to a new notification. I got excited, until I went on to see that it was my mom commenting on my status. She had seen my friends swear in previous comments and decided to make a comment of her own. She told them, "Hey, watch out yr language!" I'm nineteen. FML
Today, my normally very modest and prissy mom came home, pissed off about something. I asked her what was wrong, but she wouldn't say, and snapped at me to "fuck off." She then grounded me for "making" her use that kind of "vile language." FML
Today, my dad grounded me for swearing, after I read a funny comment on Youtube to my sister. The supposed swear word? "YOLO." FML
Today, my mom left for a business trip. Thinking it was a good time to throw a party, I mass messaged everyone on my contact list. I thought it was going to be a success. The problem with this? My mom is on my contacts list. She replied "I'll be home in an hour. You're grounded." FML
Today, my mom made a Facebook status about me: "My daughter is on her rags and won't shut the fuck up #annoyingbitch". FML
Today, my mother is mad at me for deleting my Facebook account. I actually deleted the account because I'd had enough of putting up with her criticizing comments on every Facebook post I made. FML
Today, our house caught fire. While trying to help my mom get to safety, the word "fuck" accidentally escaped my mouth. Once we were safe, she said I was grounded for swearing. I'm 19. FML
Today, my mom took my cell to work with her. When she got home later, she scolded me for not answering her calls. When I pointed out that she'd taken it, she grounded me for "talking back". FML
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nikkibeez 0
haha oh well.. that's why you shouldn't accept family members on fb if you dont want them to see certain things.
impatientkarma 0
That's what you get for saying things on the internet you won't normally say in front of your mom.
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Comments (197)
Mcdoogledork 3
Why would accept her friend request?
babygirlc1 5
its possible to delete posts on your wall you know.
RedPillSucks 33
If you're living in your parents house you've got to respect their rules. If they don't want you to swear on the internet then don't do it. Is it really that hard to compose a sentence without cursing, even for emphasis?
Cinn_fml 23
Agreed. Especially when there are alternatives to swearing that get emphasis across in a very similar way.
BethiiGeex 0
block her, anyway why would you accept your mum in the first place how old are u you 9?
l3allin_all_day 0
why would u add ur mom
Asynja 4
Everyone should be careful what they post on the Internet, not just children. Many employers are now checking the Facebook (et. al.) profiles of their applicants to get a better understanding of what their morals and ethics are. Some things may cost you your dream job. Remember, the Internet is permanent. Furthermore, I am shocked that so many children would consider telling their mother to "F"-off. I was in first grade when I learned the phrase "F"-you, and mumbled it at my mother that night when she told me to eat my vegetables; her response was of such sadness and disappointment that I didn't sleep well until I apologized.
Asynja 4
Funny timing, but I just heard from my dad that he now has a Facebook and would like me to add him, as he couldn't find my profile. So, my piece of advice (despite the fact it was not asked for) is that you can set the privacy settings so you can't be found unless you want to be.
Spastastic 6
I always shake my head when I see underage friends posting statuses about drinking, or even worse, pictures of them drinking. It's like they don't realize how much trouble you can get in -- kicked out of college, not hired for a job... they just don't think it could happen to them, I guess.
nerdsgetmehot 23
Whoops! I totally posted something similar before I saw your comment, but you're completely right. My general Facebook rule is to not post anything I wouldn't want my mother to see. :P I'd hate to miss out on a job because of something I posted on Facebook.
NoFatAssOnaStick 0
Mom>You
jennazilkie 0
the only reason I thought this was funny was because the exact same thing happened to me. LOL. I was also called a ***** by her jn facebook. talk about love.
LukeNukem_fml 3
parents like that suck. I feel sorry for you.
amnesiasparkles 0
I think it's funny you think your so popular the "whole world" will see lol