Today, my mom added me on Facebook. She wrote on my wall, for the whole world to see, "Why are you swearing on the internet?! You're grounded". FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I checked my Facebook to find I had been tagged in a bunch of photos from a party I had attended last night. On each picture I had a comment from my mom saying, "You're grounded." FML
Today, I briefly left my laptop while I went to use the toilet. When I came back, I found "I" had posted on Facebook, calling my mom a "stupid cunt who should just stay in the kitchen." The only other person home at the time was my grandpa. She didn't believe it, and permanently grounded me. FML
Today, I logged onto Facebook to a new notification. I got excited, until I went on to see that it was my mom commenting on my status. She had seen my friends swear in previous comments and decided to make a comment of her own. She told them, "Hey, watch out yr language!" I'm nineteen. FML
Today, my normally very modest and prissy mom came home, pissed off about something. I asked her what was wrong, but she wouldn't say, and snapped at me to "fuck off." She then grounded me for "making" her use that kind of "vile language." FML
Today, my dad grounded me for swearing, after I read a funny comment on Youtube to my sister. The supposed swear word? "YOLO." FML
Today, my mom left for a business trip. Thinking it was a good time to throw a party, I mass messaged everyone on my contact list. I thought it was going to be a success. The problem with this? My mom is on my contacts list. She replied "I'll be home in an hour. You're grounded." FML
Today, my mom made a Facebook status about me: "My daughter is on her rags and won't shut the fuck up #annoyingbitch". FML
Today, my mother is mad at me for deleting my Facebook account. I actually deleted the account because I'd had enough of putting up with her criticizing comments on every Facebook post I made. FML
Today, our house caught fire. While trying to help my mom get to safety, the word "fuck" accidentally escaped my mouth. Once we were safe, she said I was grounded for swearing. I'm 19. FML
Today, my mom took my cell to work with her. When she got home later, she scolded me for not answering her calls. When I pointed out that she'd taken it, she grounded me for "talking back". FML
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nikkibeez 0
haha oh well.. that's why you shouldn't accept family members on fb if you dont want them to see certain things.
impatientkarma 0
That's what you get for saying things on the internet you won't normally say in front of your mom.
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Comments (197)
Reidar 11
As many others say: YDI for accepting the request...
Doc_Holliday 0
Sounds like you better stop swearing on the internet. Would you rather have them take away your comp priviledges? My step daughter was tutoring a slow student and then got on facebook talking about how hard it is to tutor someone so dumb. Her mom (my wife) got on and told her she was grounded in the comment section. She has learned her lesson and all kids need to realize that once you say something, it's potentially out there forever. I applaud that parents actually take interest in what their kids do on the internet.
jennyalison 0
your not alone!
the4starr 3
my mum checks every single status/comment I post and grounds me if I write 'OMG'
TheOtherNewest1 6
That sucks, but you'll get over it. Oh, and you're a ******* idiot for adding your mother on facebook.
peachezthelette 22
Im 19, engaged, pregnant and living on my own and my mom still tells me not to cuss on fb..
at0micmin3r 23
You've opened up a Pandora's box.... You will soon learn that there are no secrets. I am sorry...
laxdude0589 0
too bad u have no control of ur facebook
rhiannon26 0
why did you accept???
nabs_fml 5
hahahaha