Today, my mom added me on Facebook. She wrote on my wall, for the whole world to see, "Why are you swearing on the internet?! You're grounded". FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I checked my Facebook to find I had been tagged in a bunch of photos from a party I had attended last night. On each picture I had a comment from my mom saying, "You're grounded." FML
Today, I briefly left my laptop while I went to use the toilet. When I came back, I found "I" had posted on Facebook, calling my mom a "stupid cunt who should just stay in the kitchen." The only other person home at the time was my grandpa. She didn't believe it, and permanently grounded me. FML
Today, I logged onto Facebook to a new notification. I got excited, until I went on to see that it was my mom commenting on my status. She had seen my friends swear in previous comments and decided to make a comment of her own. She told them, "Hey, watch out yr language!" I'm nineteen. FML
Today, my normally very modest and prissy mom came home, pissed off about something. I asked her what was wrong, but she wouldn't say, and snapped at me to "fuck off." She then grounded me for "making" her use that kind of "vile language." FML
Today, my dad grounded me for swearing, after I read a funny comment on Youtube to my sister. The supposed swear word? "YOLO." FML
Today, my mom left for a business trip. Thinking it was a good time to throw a party, I mass messaged everyone on my contact list. I thought it was going to be a success. The problem with this? My mom is on my contacts list. She replied "I'll be home in an hour. You're grounded." FML
Today, my mom made a Facebook status about me: "My daughter is on her rags and won't shut the fuck up #annoyingbitch". FML
Today, my mother is mad at me for deleting my Facebook account. I actually deleted the account because I'd had enough of putting up with her criticizing comments on every Facebook post I made. FML
Today, our house caught fire. While trying to help my mom get to safety, the word "fuck" accidentally escaped my mouth. Once we were safe, she said I was grounded for swearing. I'm 19. FML
Today, my mom took my cell to work with her. When she got home later, she scolded me for not answering her calls. When I pointed out that she'd taken it, she grounded me for "talking back". FML
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nikkibeez 0
haha oh well.. that's why you shouldn't accept family members on fb if you dont want them to see certain things.
impatientkarma 0
That's what you get for saying things on the internet you won't normally say in front of your mom.
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Comments (197)
fml_mu 10
You deserve it for swearing over the net. Your mother is 100% right for grounding you. Tell her she is a great mom on my behalf. This will teach you how to behave. :D
Eltic3 2
Go to your freands list an set her to resticted
upsidedownfools 5
That's why a little thing called the "remove post" button was invented...
ThatDumbBitch 3
My mom friended me and she saw I wrote 'wtf' on a picture. She grounded me, deleted my Facebook and I'm not allowed on the Internet for a year. So yeah.
blackwidowtaco 31
Yet here you are gracing us with your lovely presence.
LadyGore 12
That's like my mom (: you get uses to it.
sulitak 27
If you're on facebook, and still young enough to be grounded... you should be old enough to know better seriously. YDI for foul mouthing in a place your parents can see; and YRDI for being dumb enough to not remove the posts before accepting
ThuNDeY 23
...and unfriended
ChoolyBooly 32
My question: How old are you, and are you living at home? If so....YDI for adding her to your Facebook knowing that she didn't approve of swearing.
T1A2Z3 35
You didn't have to accept....