Today, my mom added me on Facebook. She wrote on my wall, for the whole world to see, "Why are you swearing on the internet?! You're grounded". FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I checked my Facebook to find I had been tagged in a bunch of photos from a party I had attended last night. On each picture I had a comment from my mom saying, "You're grounded." FML
Today, I briefly left my laptop while I went to use the toilet. When I came back, I found "I" had posted on Facebook, calling my mom a "stupid cunt who should just stay in the kitchen." The only other person home at the time was my grandpa. She didn't believe it, and permanently grounded me. FML
Today, I logged onto Facebook to a new notification. I got excited, until I went on to see that it was my mom commenting on my status. She had seen my friends swear in previous comments and decided to make a comment of her own. She told them, "Hey, watch out yr language!" I'm nineteen. FML
Today, my normally very modest and prissy mom came home, pissed off about something. I asked her what was wrong, but she wouldn't say, and snapped at me to "fuck off." She then grounded me for "making" her use that kind of "vile language." FML
Today, my dad grounded me for swearing, after I read a funny comment on Youtube to my sister. The supposed swear word? "YOLO." FML
Today, my mom left for a business trip. Thinking it was a good time to throw a party, I mass messaged everyone on my contact list. I thought it was going to be a success. The problem with this? My mom is on my contacts list. She replied "I'll be home in an hour. You're grounded." FML
Today, my mom made a Facebook status about me: "My daughter is on her rags and won't shut the fuck up #annoyingbitch". FML
Today, my mother is mad at me for deleting my Facebook account. I actually deleted the account because I'd had enough of putting up with her criticizing comments on every Facebook post I made. FML
Today, our house caught fire. While trying to help my mom get to safety, the word "fuck" accidentally escaped my mouth. Once we were safe, she said I was grounded for swearing. I'm 19. FML
Today, my mom took my cell to work with her. When she got home later, she scolded me for not answering her calls. When I pointed out that she'd taken it, she grounded me for "talking back". FML
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nikkibeez 0
haha oh well.. that's why you shouldn't accept family members on fb if you dont want them to see certain things.
impatientkarma 0
That's what you get for saying things on the internet you won't normally say in front of your mom.
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Comments (197)
mrahhhhh 21
She doesn't want you swearing on the Internet huh? Spam this on her wall: "OK mom I won't swear anymore. I promise not to type damn, hell, ass, or crap." I'd add more but I don't wanna get modded. Feel free to add in any other words you find offensive.
taycandy96 2
^^win
SarahBearXoX 0
biggest win right there ^^
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Panties Suckle Moist
TahoeFMler 22
If you're a minor then you better clean it up! My daughter recieved a similar post on her wall for similar circumstances! Also you should do a quick sweep of your wall everyone you add someone! YDI!
amayasoma 19
this happened to me but I didn't get grounded. I did remove her but the thing is...she noticed and demanded I add her back or she'd kick me out. Lol. what I do is when I update my share section I block certain people from seeing it. That means all family memebers and friends of my mom.
my2centsworth 15
I'm sorry, but I'm not sure I understood you correctly. Are you saying that if you de-friended (or whatever the term is) your mom, she would kick you out of the house?
karimkz 0
omg lol thats why i dont got one
ilovemydoodle123 0
please learn how to talk. I don't have one
Aeope 0
Judging by the way you talk online, you wouldn't have anyone to add if you had one.
pinkdottedbow 0
If she's not brain-dead, she'll notice something's off.
Mirorbo 27
Rule 1 of Facebook: Don't add your parents. Ever.
Cinn_fml 23
The only problem with not adding parents, is that it might lead them to think that their kid's upto no good/got something to hide from them.
AquaB 0
exactly
Spastastic 6
It really depends on the parents. I'm friends with my mom and it's fine. She probably curses as much and makes as many dirty jokes as I do on facebook.
Cinn_fml 23
Spastastic, I did say might. I know some parents are cool with kids swearing, and don't care if they don't add them. But some do get that way.
Spastastic 6
I was mainly talking to Mirobo.
Cinn_fml 23
Fair enough. My bad.
RavenRockaFellon 0
I hate to sound like a jerk, but you deserve it. A lot of people take the internet as their personal sesspool to unload all of their potty-language into. That's all and well as long as you're willing to accept the outcome. Now, your internet social networking sites (especially one as popular as facebook) is used as another facet for others to look into your personal life. Don't post anything you would regret later or wouldn't do normally in "real" life. Fortunatley, it was just your mom and it was just foul language. Personally I think it's kinda cool/funny. Cool, because your mom is on facebook and cares enough about you to make sure you represent yourself in a better manner (for lack of any other way to put it). Funny because, well, you totally got caught by your mom. Hah! Dudette, consider an alternate "secret" account if you really want to keep family and friends seperate.
RedPillSucks 33
My son tried to do that. You can always find alternate accounts by following the trail of friends. He's also not bright enough to log off his account when he's done, so I go on there occasionally, friend my self, and post weird things to his friends just to keep him on his toes.
runepop 0
110 lmao thts just messed up lol really messed up.........y would u do tht to ur son lol
Sawm11 0
my mom constantly brags about how she has more friends than me. -_-
AngieSixx_x0 0
WHATA MAD **** HAHAHAHAHA
BrendaButt 0
YDI for accepting her request.