Today, my looks alone made a girl cry. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I got punched in the face by a girl for asking if she was okay after I had seen her crying. FML
Today, the ugliest girl in school walked by me and said "ewwww". FML
Today, I went to the mall. A little girl was walking around and telling everyone that they were pretty. When she got to me, she gave me a disgusted look and walked away. FML
Unloveable
Today, I was paired up with a girl in my class for a project. She started crying. FML
Today, a cute girl came up to me with her boyfriend and said, "If you end up looking like him, it's over." FML
Today, my girlfriend gave me a speech on me "not being manly enough". I started crying. FML
Cruisin' for a bruisin'
Today, I was beaten up by a complete stranger for “giving her a dirty look.” I can’t see my own face. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me over the phone. He said I look too ugly when I cry to do it seriously in person. FML
Wallowing
Today, while eating at my college cafeteria, I started thinking about all the awful crap going on in my life right now, and I started sobbing. Some guy at another table started snickering at me, at which point the guy I like said, "Give her a break. If I was as fuck-ugly as her, I'd be crying too." FML
Today, my niece started crying because she thought that someday she'll look like me. FML
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Phaa 0
Fyl. :[
theawesome 0
her eyes started to burn from your hotness. :P
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Comments (265)
mattbeverly 0
I h8 auto correct I meant ull
Flamp1 0
sure you did lol
mattbeverly 0
I did I'm not a virgin
Flamp1 0
it's a joke lol I hate the auto correct too :3
theawesome 0
her eyes started to burn from your hotness. :P
FlendtDK 16
*spoiler* he is actually Castiel
Flamp1 0
at least no one will mug you if you made a girl cry you'll scare the crap outta a guy
elledubb 0
well let's see some picture ugly...
fuckelijahslife 0
awh :/
saranottelling 7
Are you Kevin Jonas?
CheshireHalli 19
Sara wins. =D
PsychoMerk 0
aw :( may I offer you a paper bag and a hug?
llorens460 0
your gonna need more than a paper bag!
Flamp1 0
my eyes the goggles do nothing
Diannaa 0
Wasn't that on The Simpsons lol
TheTrollinator 0
yeah radioactive man
mistyeyes 0
:(
McFail_fml 4
Pics or it didn't happen. XD Op just improve your looks a little, brush your hair and wash your head to make it look smoother. Oh and I'm not talking about the head over your shoulders.
marleytooyou 0
quit being so damn ugly
mattbeverly 0
u need 2 quit being so damn hot
lolroflmao 0
good point, matt
seeimdee 0
that's a fake picture, but whatever;3
DGross 8
I agree... a fake picture doesn't earn you any respect ... #94 is real and yea... that... Don't want this post to come out as creepy lol
astro_plastic 0
Who the hell uses fake pictures? That's extremely creepy. And the OP of this thread does have a fake picture- its a popular one used on teh internets making fun of bulimic scene girls.
Pommy_fml 0
you're the devil. sataaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan
marleyvk 0
hey marleytooyou... my name is also marley.