Today, I got punched in the face by a girl for asking if she was okay after I had seen her crying. FML

Today, the ugliest girl in school walked by me and said "ewwww". FML

Today, I went to the mall. A little girl was walking around and telling everyone that they were pretty. When she got to me, she gave me a disgusted look and walked away. FML

Unloveable

Today, I was paired up with a girl in my class for a project. She started crying. FML

Today, a cute girl came up to me with her boyfriend and said, "If you end up looking like him, it's over." FML

Today, my girlfriend gave me a speech on me "not being manly enough". I started crying. FML

Cruisin' for a bruisin'

Today, I was beaten up by a complete stranger for “giving her a dirty look.” I can’t see my own face. FML

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me over the phone. He said I look too ugly when I cry to do it seriously in person. FML

Wallowing

Today, while eating at my college cafeteria, I started thinking about all the awful crap going on in my life right now, and I started sobbing. Some guy at another table started snickering at me, at which point the guy I like said, "Give her a break. If I was as fuck-ugly as her, I'd be crying too." FML

Today, my niece started crying because she thought that someday she'll look like me. FML