Today, my looks alone made a girl cry. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I got punched in the face by a girl for asking if she was okay after I had seen her crying. FML
Today, the ugliest girl in school walked by me and said "ewwww". FML
Today, I went to the mall. A little girl was walking around and telling everyone that they were pretty. When she got to me, she gave me a disgusted look and walked away. FML
Unloveable
Today, I was paired up with a girl in my class for a project. She started crying. FML
Today, a cute girl came up to me with her boyfriend and said, "If you end up looking like him, it's over." FML
Today, my girlfriend gave me a speech on me "not being manly enough". I started crying. FML
Cruisin' for a bruisin'
Today, I was beaten up by a complete stranger for “giving her a dirty look.” I can’t see my own face. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me over the phone. He said I look too ugly when I cry to do it seriously in person. FML
Wallowing
Today, while eating at my college cafeteria, I started thinking about all the awful crap going on in my life right now, and I started sobbing. Some guy at another table started snickering at me, at which point the guy I like said, "Give her a break. If I was as fuck-ugly as her, I'd be crying too." FML
Today, my niece started crying because she thought that someday she'll look like me. FML
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Phaa 0
Fyl. :[
theawesome 0
her eyes started to burn from your hotness. :P
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skeleton_skinner 0
Stranger danger!!!!!
MissGreenT 0
that episode of spongebob popped into my head where Patrick tells the story of the "Ugly Barnacle"
stone1943 0
way to go. dude.
okieraider71 4
"lovemycowboys"--You should hire on at horse auctions. People hire beautiful cowgirls to ride horses coming up for sale around the veiwing arena (for bidders to see how the horses handle). It is important to use the most beautiful woman you can find just to get people to look. You would get TOP DOLLAR, and I don't mean anything bad or dirty by that. You are just flat out beautiful. Beauty sells.
sourgirl101 29
Wow 41 you clever little vixen! Haha
dorkrockz 0
I think u did something else rather then just showing her ur featuers
CrazeDblaze 0
you can't be that uy.... the only way is if you got hit by a truck and your face was beaten million if times which I highly doubt.plus how do you know if she was crying because of you
Cherry12345 0
You should do us all a favor and....
jthottie 0
your a very pretty girl 169
Hunter3365 0
Shit ur life is ******.