Today, my looks alone made a girl cry. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I got punched in the face by a girl for asking if she was okay after I had seen her crying. FML
Today, the ugliest girl in school walked by me and said "ewwww". FML
Today, I went to the mall. A little girl was walking around and telling everyone that they were pretty. When she got to me, she gave me a disgusted look and walked away. FML
Unloveable
Today, I was paired up with a girl in my class for a project. She started crying. FML
Today, a cute girl came up to me with her boyfriend and said, "If you end up looking like him, it's over." FML
Today, my girlfriend gave me a speech on me "not being manly enough". I started crying. FML
Cruisin' for a bruisin'
Today, I was beaten up by a complete stranger for “giving her a dirty look.” I can’t see my own face. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me over the phone. He said I look too ugly when I cry to do it seriously in person. FML
Wallowing
Today, while eating at my college cafeteria, I started thinking about all the awful crap going on in my life right now, and I started sobbing. Some guy at another table started snickering at me, at which point the guy I like said, "Give her a break. If I was as fuck-ugly as her, I'd be crying too." FML
Today, my niece started crying because she thought that someday she'll look like me. FML
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Phaa 0
Fyl. :[
theawesome 0
her eyes started to burn from your hotness. :P
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Comments (265)
thenumberblue 0
I woulda kicked her in the nuts.
Siren101 0
u sure there wasnt spicy food around? that makes me cry
melsababe 0
loll ummm u shud really do sumthng about that!
gr8sexpectations 0
i think you and workinggirl from the masquerade should get together sometime
Crazybae 0
Blame ur parents
karinerz 0
Ouchh. I feel sorry for you and that girl.
Katy_loves_you 0
Maybe you're just so beautiful that her eyes teared up. But if not... FYL =|
okieraider71 4
OP--Didnt much care for you when you starred in Twlight.
helo2 0
YDI for being that ugly
DeathShad0 1
Maybe it's because you have a scary face? I would love to have a scary face.